Re: Love and faithfulness/ Jokes

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

On Tue, 25 Feb 1997, Minh Vu Huynh wrote:

> b) To^i tha^'y co 1 ho^`i mo.i nguoi vie^'t ra^'t ghe^ cho thread "ti`m bo^`
> cho (HA)Vu~", ro^`i "thi ta'n". Tie^'c ra(`ng chu+a tha^'y thread na`o ba`n
> ve^` Sex, ma(.c du` Sex ra^'t lie^n quan to+'i Love. O^ng Pho+` ro+'t (Freud)
> cha('c tu?i tha^n la('m vi` nguoi VN kho^ng tranh lua^.n de^` ta`i cu?a o^?ng.
> Is Sex ti? le^. thua^.n hay nghi.ch vo+'i thoi gian?

Ba'c Vu~ (DDu+'c) o+i, cho to^i le^n ta'n la'o ca'i dde^` ta`i na`y mo^.t
ty'. Ngo^`i vie^'t toa`n admin messages ma~i cu~ng cha'n qu'a. Ma` toa`n
vie^.c kho^ng te^n tho^i ba'c a., ca'i tro` admin na`y cu~ng gio^'ng nhu+
chi. em mi`nh la`m be^'p va^.y. So+'m na`o ra mo+? me`o cu~ng tha^'y mo^.t
ddo^'ng technical requests. La^u la^u mo+'i co' mo^.t em tho? the? "Anh ghi
ho^. te^n em va`o VNSA nhe', em ca'm o+n anh nhie^`u", co`n la.i chu? ye^'u
toa`n ca'c bo^' ra^u quai no'n, dde^'n vo^~ vai "Nghe ba?o ca'c chu' ma`y co'
ca'i vi no+` gi` ddo', chu' ne^.n te^n anh va`o nhe', tho^i anh pha?i 
bo^'c ho+i dda^y". No'i chung la` cha'n. 

Quay la.i chuye^n sex cu?a ba'c. Toa`n da^n VN vo+'i nhau ca? ma` ba'c 
ne^.n mo^.t chu+~ SEX to ddu`ng the^' thi` bo^' ba?o cu~ng kho^ng ai da'm 
va`o no'i chuye^.n. Da^n mi`nh co' ti'nh e the.n ma`. To^i thi` dde6` 
nghi. ba'c bo? chu+~ sex ma` chuye^?n mu.c na`y sang tha`nh "no'i chuye^.n
TI`NH CA?M trong ca'c ddo^i lu+'a Vie^.t". Nghe vu+`a nhe. nha`ng vu+`a 
"tho+ mo^.ng", ba'c co' nha^'t tri' vo+'i to^i kho^ng?

Tho^i ba^y gio+` to^i no'i chuye^.n TI`NH CA?M nhe'. Eh..Co' le~ pha?i ba('t
dda^`u tu+` xa~ ho^.i loa`i ga` va^.y. Um..Ga` thi` co' ga` tro^'ng va` ga`
ma'i...Ga` tro^'ng thu+o+`ng ...thu+o+`ng...um...dduo^?i ga` ma'i cha.y loa.n
xa. o+? trong sa^n, ga` ma'i cha.y lu'c nhanh lu'c cha^.m...  (ddo?
ma(.t)...um... Tho^i ba'c Vu~ a., ca'i dde^` ta`i na`y vo+'i da^n Vie^.t
mi`nh no'...a^'y la('m (ddo? ma(.t. be~n le~n). Tho^i to^i kho^ng no'i
chuye^.n na`y nu+~a dda^u. To^i ke^?  va`i chuye^.n co' tha^.t ro^`i ba'c tha
cho to^i ddi no'i chuye^.n Thie^`n vo+'i ba'c Tie^'n va` ba'c La^m nha'. 
Ca?m o+n ba'c.

Warning: Co' mo^.t so^' chuye^.n kho^ng ddu+o+.c thua^`n phong my~ tu.c 
cho la('m (nhu+ng va^~n chu+a ra kho?i khuo^n kho^? vnsa). Read at your 
own risk.
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Chuye^.n 1: Co' anh sinh vie^n buo^?i chie^`u ra bu.i ca^y sau tru+o+`ng 
hi` hu.c dda`o mo^.t ca'i ho^'. Anh ba.n ddi qua ho?i:

- DDa`o ho^' dde^? la`m gi` va^.y?
- A`, to^'i nay he.n co^ bo^` o+? dda^y.
- He.n bo^` ma` pha?i dda`o ho^' !?
- A`, bo^` tao ho+i bi. gu` lu+ng.
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Chuye^.n 2: Anh kia to^'i ta^n ho^n be`n khe~ kha`ng ho?i vo+.:

- Em o+i, ba^y gio+` la^'y nhau ro^`i. em co' the^? cho anh bie^'t 
tru+o+'c anh em dda~ ngu? vo+'i bao nhie^u tha(`ng kho^ng?

Mo^.t phu't, hai phu't, ro^`i na(m phu't tro^i qua. Co^ vo+. va^~n na(`m 
im. Anh cho^`ng hoa?ng qu'a, khe~ ho?i:

- Kia` em, em gia^n anh dda^'y a`?
- Kho^ng, em co`n ddang dde^'m.
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Chuye^.n 3: Vo+. ba?o cho^`ng:

- Na`y o^ng, tha(`ng dda^`u ba^y gio+` cu~ng 14-15 tuo^?i ro^`i. O^ng 
pha?i no'i cho no' hie^?u chuye^.n trai ga'i ddi la` vu+`a.

O^ng cho^`ng ho?i:

- Nhu+ng ma` to^i no'i the^' na`o ddu+o+.c chu+'?
- Thi` cu+' ba('t dda^`u no'i xa xo^i tu+` xa~ ho^.i loa`i ga`, ga` 
tro^'ng ga` ma'i ra la`m sao, ro^`i no'i da^`n le^n. Sao o^ng do^'t the^'.
O^ng co' ddi no'i cho no' kho^ng thi` ba?o ?

Cu+.c cha(?ng dda~ o^ng cho^`ng be`n ddi go.i ca^.u con trai ve^`. Le^n 
gio.ng nghie^m kha('c o^ng ho?i con:

- Na`y, ma`y co' nho+' he` na(m ngoa'i ma`y hay chui va`o bu.i ca^y sau 
vu+o+`n vo+'i con ga'i ba'c Hu`ng canh co^?ng tru+o+`ng kho^ng?

O^ng con so+. se^.t nhi`n bo^':

- Da., con co' nho+'. Nhu+ng sao bo^' bie^'t ddu+o+.c a.?

O^ng bo^' tho+? da`i khoan kha'i:

- Ma`y kho^ng ca^`n bie^'t, nhu+ng pha?i nho+' la` bo.n ga` tro^'ng va` 
ga` ma'i chu'ng no' cu~ng la`m nhu+ ma`y va` con ba'c ga'c tru+o+`ng lu'c 
chu'ng ma`y chui vao` bu.i, ma`y hie^?u chu+a?
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Chuye^.n 4: Anh kia to^'i buo^`n qu'a be`n ra vu+o+`n hoa Con Co'c da^~n 
ve^` mo^.t co^. Ve^` dde^'n no+i co^ na`y cu+' kie^n quye^'t ddo`i tie^`n 
tru+o+'c, cu+.c cha(?ng da~ anh pha?i tra?. The^' ro^`i anh ddang loay 
hoay co+?i qua^`n da`i thi` bo^~ng co^ kia vu`ng le^n, mo+? cu+?a cha.y
bie^'n. Hoa?ng qu'a, kho^ng ki.p ma(.c qua^`n da`i, cu+' qua^`n co^.c anh 
phi ra ddu+o+`ng dduo^?i theo co^ kia. Vu+`a dduo^?i vu+a` la:

- Bo+' ca'c o^ng o+i, la`m o+n ba('t ho^. to^i con be' ddang cha.y kia.
O^ng na`o ba('t ddu+o+.c thi` la`m o+n a^'y luo^n, vi` no' dda~ ddu+o+.c 
tra? tie^`n ro^`i.