RE: Love, Sex and Politics/ Jokes

[Hong Lam Vu <vuh000@goofy.zdv.Uni-Mainz.de>]

Hi ca? la`ng,

Chuye^.n Me~o na`y la`m to^i nho+' dde^'n Co^? ti'ch Giao chi? nh7a mi`nh:

O^ng con trai mo+'i 9 tuo^?i nhu+ng to? ra "tuo^?i nho? chi' nho+'n",
ra^'t cha(m ddo.c ba'o, ma` ddo.c toa`n mu.c _chi'nh chi._ mo+'i oai. Duy
co' ma^'y tu+` kho^ng hie^?u, va^~n pha?i ho?i bo^':

- Bo^' o+i, dda?ng, chi'nh phu?, co^ng ddoa`n va` nha^n da^n la` gi` ho+?
bo^'?

- Hu+`, ma`y be' chu+a hie^?u da^u. Bo^' tra? lo+`i.

- Bo^' cu+' gia?i thi'ch cho con, con hie^?u ma`. O^ng con ca`ng no^?i
ma'u to` mo`.

- A`, bo^' no'i, dda?ng la` nhu+ bo^' dda^y na`y. Chi'nh phu? la` nhu+ me.
con a^'y. Co^ng ddoa`n la` nhu+ ba` no^.i. Co`n nha^n da^n la` nhu+ con
a^'y.

A(n co+m to^'i xong, nha` co' kha'ch. O^ng kha'ch va`o nha` ga^.p mo^~i
chu' nho'c ddang ngo^`i ho.c, mo+'i dda(`ng ha('ng:

- Moi. nguo+`i dda^u ro^`i, ddang la`m gi` ca? dda^'y?

O^ng nho'c quay ra u+'ng kha^?u tha`nh tho+ :

- " Co^ng ddoa`n ru+?a ba't ngoa`i sa^n,
 Dda?ng o^m chi'nh phu?, nha^n da^n ho.c ba`i".

Ca^u ho?i: Me~o ba('t chuo+'c Giao chi? hay giao chi? ba('t chuo+'c Me~o?
Ba'c na`o tra? lo+`i dduo+.c se~ dduo+.c ta(.ng mo^.t truye^.n Co^? ti'ch
giao chi?

Cha`o tha^n ai' va` quye^'t tha('ng,
VHL.


On Wed, 26 Feb 1997, Hai-Tri Le wrote:

> 3) Chuye^.n Me~o:
> 
> Son:     "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
> question?"
> Father:  " Sure son. What's the question?"
> Son:     "What is Politics?"
> Father:  "Well, let's take our home for an example. I make all the
> money, so let's call me Capitalism. your mother is the administrator of
> money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's
> call you The People. We'll call the Maid The Working Class and your
> little brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?
> Son:     "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
> 
> That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what
> was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper,
> the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He
> went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his
> father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by
> his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back
> to sleep.
> 
> The next morning he reported to his father.
> 
> Son:     "Dad, now I think i understand what politics is."
> Father:  "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
> Son:     " Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the
> Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and
> the Future is full of shit."
> 
>