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[TTCN 25/5] Thu+ gia?n cuo^'i tua^`n
TIE^?U PHA^?M
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* Sinh sa?n vo^ ti'nh
- E^, bie^'t ai la` o^ng to^? cu?a phu+o+ng pha'p sinh sa?n vo^ ti'nh
kho^ng ?
- Ba'o chi' no'i dda^`y ra ddo', o^ng ba'c si~ Ian Wilmut ngu+o+`i
Xco^tlen chu+' ai, sa?n pha^?m cu?a phu+o+ng pha'p na`y la` con cu+`u
Dolly...
- Tho^i ddi, "bie^'t thi` thu+a tho^'t, kho^ng bie^'t thi` du+.a co^.t
ma` nghe". O^ng to^? cu?a phu+o+ng pha'p sinh sa?n vo^ ti'nh la` Ngo^
Thu+`a A^n be^n Trung Quo^'c: tu+` mo^.t To^n Ngo^. Kho^ng o^?ng cho ra
ddo+`i nhie^`u To^n Ngo^. Kho^ng kha'c ma` kho^ng ca^`n pho^'i ho+.p
tinh tru`ng va` noa~n. Chi? ca^`n mo^.t so+.i... lo^ng khi? !
- !!!
MINH QUA^N
CA?NH DDO+`I
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* Chua^?n bi. tuye^?n sinh
- "Thi' sinh se~ bi. dduo^?i ra kho?i pho`ng thi ne^'u tie^u, tie^?u
trong qua^`n hoa(.c kho'c the't le^n go.i ngu+o+`i tha^n...".
- u?a ! Anh ddang soa.n no^.i dung gi` ddo.c nghe ngo^. va^.y ?
- o^'i ! Tru+o+`ng pha^n co^ng anh soa.n no^.i qui pho`ng thi dde^?
chua^?n bi. to^? chu+'c thi tuye^?n sinh lo+'p 1 va`o na(m ho.c to+'i !
P.T.MUA
* Pha'p ly'
- To+' co' o^ng anh ho. pha.m to^.i tham nhu~ng ddu+o+.c lua^.t su+ ba`o
chu+~a cu+'u kho?i a'n tu+? hi`nh qua ddu+o+`ng to+ ke~ to'c !
- Cha('c lua^.t su+ co' ta`i hu`ng bie^.n! O^ng ta la^.p lua^.n the^'
na`o ?
- O^ng ta chu+'ng minh anh ho. mi`nh chi? tham nhu~ng so^' tie^`n la`:
499.999.999 ddo^`ng
HA?I TRU+O+NG
* Tu+. nhie^n
Tho+. chu.p a?nh: Ne^'u ba` qua`ng tay va`o vai o^ng thi` a?nh se~ ra^'t
tu+. nhie^n.
O^ng cho^`ng: Gia' nhu+ ba` a^'y ddu't tay va`o tu'i to^i thi` a?nh co`n
tu+. nhie^n ho+n nhie^`u.
XUA^N CHA^M
TIE^?U PHA^?M NU+O+'C NGOA`I
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Chu? nha` ha`ng ho?i kha'ch:
- O^ng tha^'y ca'c mo'n a(n ra sao?
- To^i kho^ng cha('c. Nhu+ng to^i kha(?ng ddi.nh nha` be^'p o+? dda^y
sa.ch se~ nha^'t !
- Ta.i sao ?
- Bo+?i vi` ca'c mo'n a(n dde^`u co' mu`i xa` pho`ng.
oOo
Che^'t cha ! To^i dda~ dde^? que^n ca'i bo'p du+o+'i go^'i ro^`i !
- Kho^ng sao dda^u. Ngu+o+`i la`m nha` anh ra^'t tha^.t tha` ma` !
- The^' mo+'i so+. chu+'. Ba` ta se~ ddu+a no' cho vo+. to^i !
oOo
Hai ngu+o+`i ba.n no'i chuye^.n:
- Co' tha^.t nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng ke^'t ho^n thi` so^'ng la^u
ho+n nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ddo^.c tha^n ?
- Kho^ng, nhu+ng ddo^'i vo+'i ho. ddo+`i co' ve? da`i ho+n.
TRa^`N MINH Tu`NG
oOo
Nha` ba'o pho?ng va^'n mo^.t vie^n thuye^`n tru+o+?ng gia`:
- Trong ca'c tra^.n ba~o to^', phong ba o^ng dda~ tu+`ng tra?i qua,
tra^.n ba~o na`o la` du+~ do^.i nha^'t ?
Thuye^`n tru+o+?ng no'i ngay:
- DDo' la` tra^.n ba~o... nha` !
- Ba~o nha` a` ! y' o^ng muo^'n no'i...
- Va^ng, no' "no^?" ra va`o ca'i nga`y ma` vo+. to^i pha't hie^.n tha^'y
co' ca^u nga.n ngu+~ trong tu+` ddie^?n: "Thu?y thu? mo^~i be^'n mo^.t
bo^` !!!".
V.Ha?I
TRI'CH NGUYE^N VA(N
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* "Cha me. co' the^? nha^.n bie^'t ddu+'a con cu?a ho. sa('p bu+o+'c qua
giai ddoa.n tru+o+?ng tha`nh khi chu'ng kho^ng co`n tha('c ma('c vie^.c
chu'ng sinh ra tu+` dda^u, hoa(.c khi chu'ng tu+` cho^'i cho bie^'t no+i
chu'ng sa('p ddi dde^'n".
I.J.O.ROURKE
* "Kho^ng co' gi` la`m cho o^to^ xuo^'ng ca^'p nhanh ho+n khi ngu+o+`i
la'ng gie^`ng mua mo^.t chie^'c mo+'i".
CHANGING TIMES
LINH Ha?I su+u ta^`m
* "Nha^.n thu+'c su+. bie^'t o+n ma` kho^ng to? ba`y ra thi` gio^'ng
nhu+ go'i mo^.t qua` ta(.ng ma` kho^ng ddem ta(.ng va^.y".
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD
* "Ba?n ti'nh con ngu+o+`i la` the^' dda^'y: chu'ng ta co' the^? dde^?
mo^.t cuo^'n phim trong ma'y a?nh suo^'t sa'u tha'ng, nhu+ng la.i muo^'n
phim ddu+o+.c ru+?a trong vo`ng mo^.t gio+`".
LEE PING WARCHAM
N.T.DDA su+u ta^`m