CHUYEN CUOI

[Pham Manh Hung <sun@augusta.inf.elte.hu>]

1.
 Co' hai ga~ say ru+o+.u ddi tre^n ddu+o+`ng, 1 ga~ nha(.t ddu+o+.c 1 ca'i
gu+o+ng, nga('m nghia' 1 lu'c ro^`i ba?o : 
  E^ ma`y , ca'i tha(`ng cha trong gu+o+ng na`y nhi`n quen qua'!!!
  Ga~ co`n la.i nhi`n va`o gu+o+ng ro^`i ba?o :
  Tro+`i, tao dda^y chu+' co`n ai!!!
2.
  1 o^ng CA ddi tua^`n dde^m, ba('t ga(. 1 tay say ru+o+.u .. dda'i ba^.y
(soorry)
  O^ng CA ba('t pha.t va` ba?o :
  Hey o^ng kia, ca'i WC ca'ch dda^y co' 20 met sao o^ng kho^ng ra dda^'y
ma` la.i la`m ba^.y o+? dda^y?
  Ga~  say dda'p
  Xin lo^~i nga`i, tui gia` rui` ne^n kho^ng the^? .. 20 met ddu+o+.c.
3.
 Vova va` tham mu+u tru+o+?ng ddi trinh sa't ban dde^m, vu+`a  vu+o+.t
qua ddu+O+.c 1 con so^ng thi` ddu.ng pha?i 1 toa'n li'nh DDu+'c ddi
tua^`n, Vova va` tham mu+u tru+o+?ng vo^.i va`ng quay la.i, dda'm li'nh
DDu+'c ba('n dduo^?i theo la`m thuye^`n thu?ng lo^~ cho^~, tham mu+u
tru+o+?ng vi` so+. qua' ne^n bi. nga~ xuo^'ng so^ng, Vo va vo+'t le^n 
ke'o hai tay tham mu+u tru+o+?ng le^n xuo^'ng la`m ho^ ha^'p, la`m ma~i
ho+n 15' ma` va^~n tha^'y nu+O='c tu+` trong mie^.ng tham mu+u tru+o+?ng
cha?y ra, ddu=O+.c 1 lu'c sau tham mu+u tru+o+?ng ti?nh da^.y phe^`u pha`o
no'i :
 Ma`y la`m o+n nha^'c ca'i ddi't tao kho?i ca'i lo^~ thu?ng du`m ca'i!!!