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[Dirty Joke!!!] [Help] (To ba'c Ky Phong) Y' kie^'n ve^` tu*` "S..."
[Scene 1, act 2]
GT DX pick up his glasses and look into the "s..." case.
Found out, there are too much s.... in this case; and look around, there is
a fan outthere, U't Say just plugs in and turn on the fan while KP said a
big s.....
Oh Gosh! It is "the s... hits the fan"!
(Sorry for this dirty Joke)
People run away swampy.
From: "U't Say" <utsay@YAHOO.COM>
>[scene 1, act 1]
>
> As KP's explanation unfolded, the young fraulein could not help but
>raised her eyebrows, and with doubtful look in her eyes, she challenged:
>
> - "You're shitting me!"
>
> KP recomposes his stand:
>
> - "No ma'am!", KP was quick in his answer. "I shit you not.", he
>politely reassured.
>
>
> :)))))))
>
> Cheers,
> UtSay
>---
>--- kyphong <KyPhong@EROLS.COM> wrote:
> > Let me answer you, DX, and the fraulein can read as she may.
> > 1- Yes, you can inject an interjection during a conversation. Ref.:
> > The
> > Random House
> > College Dictionary, revised ed., 1980.
> > 2- The lady in question is right when pointing out there is no adverb
> > form for the adjective
> > exclamatory.
> > 3- Colloquial, vulgar language can best be heard and learned --I do
> > no
> > recommend the fair sex
> > to indulge too much in this type of language-- in its raw form: in pool
> > halls,
> > military barracks, college dormitories, in a heated verbal duel. You can
> > not
> > find it in grammatical
> > usage books (I look up the word in American Idioms Dictionary and, to my
> > dismay, I can not find the word).
> > 4- It's laughable to hear the refined lady demands " a verb" to be
> > use in
> > the phrase "You shitting me!" Yes, you can be formally say "You're
> > shitting
> > me!" but I am willing to bet that the young fraulein will hear the same
> > (A
> > verb? You shitting me again!" if she ask for one from the interlocutor.
> > 5- The word "shit," as detestable, vulgar, impolite as it may be, is
> > a
> > every day, common usage
> > of the American language. And there is no formal definition for it. One
> > can
> > use the word, but it has to be used in a matured, and deliberated manner
> > and
> > not childishly.
> > Now, after all said and done, with a shit face, I like to close this
> > thread! :):):)
> > Colloquially Yours
> > NKP
> > From: DiemQuynh Nguyen <diemquynhng@hotmail.com>
> >
> > Subject: [Help] (To ba'c Ky Phong) Y' kie^'n ve^` tu*` "Shit"
> >
> >
> > >
> > >Yo Ky` Phong:
> > >DX tui co' nha^.n ddu*o*.c thu* private ho?i cu?a mo^.t vi. xinh xinh
> > ddang
> > >ho.c Anh va(n; tui kho^ng da'm tra? lo+`i vi` tui dda^u co' no'i
> > tie^'ng
> > Anh
> > >tie^'ng U gi` dda^u.
> > >Nho*` ba'c Ky` Phong, ta'c gi?a ba`i vie^'t, tra? lo*`i du`m nghen.
> > Tui
> > co'
> > >no'i vi. na`y ne^n ho?i tha(?ng ba'c, nhu*ng vi` so*. ba'c ne^.n la.i
> > mo^.t
> > >tra`ng tie^'ng Anh, ne^n la.i ho?i GT tui va` nho*` tui ho?i la.i ba'c.
> > Tui
> > >va^~n nghi~ la` Anh va(n ba'c cu*` ho*n tui ne^n dde^? ba'c tra? lo*`i
> > la`
> > >tie^.n nha^'t.
> > >DDe^` nghi. ba'c tra? lo*`i giu'p nghen. TIA.
> > >(English) Admirably yours,
> > >DX
> > >PS: cha'u Saigon xinh xinh o*i! ba^.n sau co' ho?i thi` ho?i tha(?ng
> > ng`
> > >vie^'t cho*' co' ho?i qua GT nghe; GT kho^ng pha?i la` cuo^'n "tu*`
> > ddie^?n
> > >ba'ch khoa" ma` ca'i gi` cu~ng tho^ng suo^'t dda^u!
> > >Anh va(n thi` ne^n ho?i ba'c Ky` Phong vi` ba'c na`y Ta^y ho.c va` hay
> > no'i
> > >tie^'ng Anh. Tho^i he'n cho GT chuo^`n nghen
> > >
> > >*******************************
> > >
> > >Cha`o chu' Gia Tru+o+?ng:
> > >Cha'u o+? VN, ddang ho.c tie^'ng Anh, cha'u co' ddo.c ba`i cu?a chu'
> > Ky`
> > >Phong va` co' ma^'y tha('c ma('c, nho+` chu' chi? cho cha'u .
> > >Ca'm o+n chu'
> > >Cha'u Saigon xinh xinh
> > >
> > >Y' kie^'n cu?a cha'u:
> > >(a) "interjected" chu+' kho^ng pha?i "injected";
> > >
> > >(b) trong tie^'ng Anh kho^ng co' tra.ng tu+` "exclamatorily"
> > > nhu+ng co' ti'nh tu+` "exclamatory";
> > >
> > >(c) ca^u va(n na`y sao kho^ng co' ddo^.ng tu+` gi` ra'o
> > > tro.i va^.y chu'?
> > >
> > >(d) quan tro.ng ho+n nu+~a la` "Shit" kho^ng pha?i nhu+ chu' Ky`
> > >Phong gia?i thi'ch. "Shit" co' nghi~a taboo la` "stupid talk", la`
> > >"non sense", la` "something of no value" pha?i kho^ng chu'?
> > >
> > >Ngoa`i ra tu+` shit cu~ng ddu+o+.c du`ng nhu+ sau pha?i kho^ng chu'?
> > >
> > >Shit cu~ng du`ng cho interjection dde^? "expressing anger or
> > >annoyance".
> > >
> > >Tu*` "Shitty" co' nghi~a la` "nasty", la` "unpleasant".
> > >Va`
> > >(e) Kho^ng ai no'i "you shitting me" ca?. Co' ca^u "You shit"
> > >co' nghi~a la` "you are a worthless person"; "dont't give a
> > >shit" co' nghi~a la` "don't care", v.v.
> > >
> > >(e) Shit la` mo^.t chu+~ co' go^'c va`o the^' ky? 15.
> > >Cha'u Saigon xinh xinh
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>=====
>
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