Re: [Dirty Joke!!!] [Help] (To ba'c Ky Phong) Y' kie^'n ve^` tu*`"S..."

[Hien Do <hdo@cgl.ucsf.edu>]

    Gu*?i ca'c ba'c ddang ba\n ta'n ve^\ chuye^.n na\y ma^?u chuye^.n vui,
nhu*ng cha('c kho^ng hay ba(\ng chuye^.n cu?a GT dda^u nhi?.
   KH.


				Statues

	For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced
each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
	"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that
I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life
for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a
clap of his hands, the angel brought the  statues to life.
	The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and
shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from
the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more
minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.Grinning even more widely, the
female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time
YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head."


On Wed, 27 Oct 1999, DiemQuynh Nguyen wrote:

> GT DX pick up his glasses and look into the "s..." case.
> Found out, there are too much s.... in this case; and look around, there is 
> a fan outthere, U't Say just plugs in and turn on the fan  while KP said a 
> big s.....
> Oh Gosh! It is "the s... hits the fan"!
> (Sorry for this dirty Joke)
> People run away swampy.
> 
> 
> From: "U't Say" <utsay@YAHOO.COM>
> >    As KP's explanation unfolded, the young fraulein could not help but
> >raised her eyebrows, and with doubtful look in her eyes, she challenged:
> >
> >    - "You're shitting me!"
> >
> >    KP recomposes his stand:
> >
> >    - "No ma'am!", KP was quick in his answer.  "I shit you not.", he
> >politely reassured.
> >
> >    Cheers,
> >    UtSay
> >--- kyphong <KyPhong@EROLS.COM> wrote:
> > >    Let me answer you, DX, and the fraulein can read as she may.
> > >    1- Yes, you can inject an interjection during a conversation. Ref.: