Dan Heijmen
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Dan is going to be so sick. I know this because he already is
sick, and he’s barely a sophomore. I know this because he gets
layout d’s on other teams’ primary cutters, and he doesn’t even
know how to play defense yet. I know this because he finally
broke up with his 13 year old girlfriend, and is now dating
someone at least 3 years older. The man is moving up. Getting
his piece of the pie. Taking a cut of the action. He looks so
goofy, it’s hard to think of him being attractive, but he is.
He’s dashing. He’s charismatic, he’s got moxy, and he’s still
got Paradise’s on-field fashion sense. When the day comes that he
has Paradise’s on-field defensive sense, and that day will come,
Dan will become sorta like Neo in Matrix Revolutions. And I don’t
mean talking to robots and kissing Trininty, I mean stopping your
best offensive force with a wave of his hand. His defense will be
that sick.
Hh |