Matt Ley ©
| Height: | 6' 0" |
|---|---|
| Weight: | $2.00 |
| Major: | Religious Studies |
| Year: | Senior |
| Years Played: | 5 |
| Hometown: | Curtiss, WI |
| Number: | 43 |
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| Bio: |
*Recently the Minister of Defense Matt Ley was talking to Yasser
Arafat. That’s the end of the punchline, he was talking to the
head of the PLO, bitch. So while you are on the field thinking
you’ve got the mental edge on the biggest Hodag, thinking you’re
going to try and intimidate him, just remember that not only does
he score at will and anchor the defense, he dodges security
checkpoints in the hottest militarized zone on the planet. What
do you do, guy? You bang chicks at your local fraternity party
and then fantasize about playing well at big-time tourneys. He
plays well at big-time tourneys and during his down time serves as
American dignitary to Yasser Arafat. Do the math.
*- true fucking story Hh |