Brandon "Muffin" Malecek
| Height: | 5' 10" |
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| Weight: | $1.60 |
| Major: | Business |
| Year: | Freshman |
| Years Played: | 1 |
| Hometown: | Sun Prairie, WI |
| Number: | 13 |
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| Bio: |
First off, his nickname is Muffin. Secondly, his nickname is
Muffin. Muffin is a quick study who has shown a propensity for
shit-talking, getting sick D’s playing Club nationals as a cocky
high schooler, and getting my balls in his face. He counters the
latter by placing his balls on the faces of opponents at the
slightest opportunity. A Edgewood High graduate, he follows Bob
Kolstad, Matt D’Amour, and Chris Farley as stud players and
hilarious fuck-ups.
Despite the fact he’s never played a point of ultimate without his signature Ray-Bans, he’s a workhorse at heart, and all his ruthlessly drunk posts to rsd in post-coital bliss build a façade around an intensely disciplined future all-nation player. Hh |