Greg Vogel
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Is this the face that launched a thousand hucks? If you’ve seen
him place his low-slung sack on an opponent’s hairdo, you know the
answer is yes. The world is too much with him, fair and true.
Although it would be easy for people to see him as just another
tall player going deep, one would be foolish to miss his other
qualities, such as his gift of being tall or his ability to go
deep. Whether he’s scouted or not, results will not vary. He
will get the disc. Ah, me, Greg. Shall I compare thee to a
prime-time player? Although hindered by his obvious infatuation
with the Hodags’ documentarian Megan, the law of averages assures
that it’s always only a matter of time before you find yourself
inadvertently cupping his balls in your mouth. From forth their
fatal loins one can only hope many future hodags develop.
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