Grant Zukowski
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No one loves Grant Zukoski more than Grant Zukoski. Not even
close. Knowing that, opponents should be aware that the
well-groomed, now-single playboy takes as much care of his game on
the field as off it. Having escaped the shitbox Whitewater
university and program, he’s blossomed into a ruthless asshole to
opponents, and ruthless showboat and great friend to teammates.
When not reliving the glory of skying me that one time in high
school, he’s working on ways to make marks look foolish and break
them like the many empty promises he made to his ex. He is
succeeding. Grant would have me let you know that Grant is going
to be dominant from now until the day he says so, and he’s not
ever gonna say so. He gets more blocks than Lego, more brain than
Krang, more limelight than times square. But you don’t have to
take my word for it.
Hh |