Disease information

What is Madingitis bucktosis?

Madingitis bucktosis, also known as the Madhouse virus, is a disease that affects students on college campuses. It is spread by touching, kissing, sharing everyday objects, and being in close proximity for an extended time with other people infected with the disease. In order to pass on the disease, you must come into close contact with another infected person.

What are the symptoms?

This disease is asymptomatic, so the only symptom is the possesion of the raffle tickets you receive from the person who infected you. You must, however, keep the tickets with you at all times.

What should I do if I have the Madhouse virus?

If you are infected, it is very important that you check in with us! A table will be set up every Tuesday and Thursday outside Carson's Gully during lunch and dinner. All you have to do to check in is give one of the disease control officers your tickets so the numbers can be recorded and answer a few yes or no questions. Each time you check in, you will receive a coupon good for a free icecream cone at Babcock. If you don't check in, this epidemic might get out of our control!