Go'p chuye^.n ngo^n ngu+~/FWd tu VKS.

[To Long Thanh <to.6@osu.edu>]

Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 15:18:57 +0100
From: Pham TBH (Sweden).
Subject: [Viet-Khsv: 4108] Go'p chuye^.n ngo^n ngu+~
To: viet-khsv@is.aist-nara.ac.jp


Cha`o ca'c ba.n,

Nha^n bu+~a no. no'i dde^'n chi'nh ta?, ngo^n ngu+~ ddi.a phu+o+ng, ro^`i
co' le~ pha?i the^m ca? loa.i "ngo^n ngu+~ li.ch su+."... to^i co' ma^'y
chuye^.n xin ke^? ha^`u ca'c ba.n. (Co`n va`i chuye^.n pha?i bo+'t la.i,
vi` ke^? thi` so+. ca'c ba.n nam se~ kie^.n "Chi. la^'n sa^n em")

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Tre^n mo^.t chuye^'n xe Nghi~a lo^. - Ye^n Ba'i, ddu'ng lu'c xe ddang la('c
lu+ vu+o+.t do^'c thi` mo^.t o^ng da^n to^.c Me`o bo^~ng ddu+'ng da^.y,
xa^'n xo^? la'ch dde^'n ga^`n ghe^' la'i xe, ve? kha^?n ca^'p:

- Ma`y du+`ng xe cho tao la'i!

La'i xe:

- Tho^i ddi bo^'! La'i the^' na`o ddu+o+.c ma` ddo`i la'i!

- Tao muo^'n la'i ma`!

- Tho^i bo^' ve^` cho^~ ddi! La.i say ha??

- Tao muo^'n la'i la('m ro^`i. Ma`y ma` kho^ng cho tao xuo^'ng la'i tao
la'i ra xe ba^y gio+` dda^y na`y!

Ho'a ra o^ng cu. cu~ng co' "no^~i sa^`u rie^ng" nhu+ "ai ddo'" o+? VKS dda~
tho^? lo^., pha?i to^.i pha't a^m "dd" tha`nh "l"!

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Ba` Na(m o+? Ha` no^.i, mo^.t bu+~a nha` co' gio^~, mo+`i o^ng anh cho^`ng
o+? que^ ra du+.. Giu+~a lu'c nha` ddang ddo^ng kha'ch, toa`n ba.n la`m a(n
cu?a ba` chu? nha`, thi` o^ng anh cho^`ng go.i tu+o+'ng le^n "Thi'm Na(m
na`y, o+` the^' ddi dda'i o+? cho^~ na`o nha^?y? Go+'m, ra dda^y la.
nu+o+'c, la. ca'i, cha? bie^'t cho^~ na`o ma` la^`n". Ba` Na(m nguo+.ng
qua', chi? cho^~ xong lie^`n ghe' tai o^ng anh cho^`ng no'i nho?: "La^`n
sau ba'c cu+' ho?i cho^~ ru+?a tay ba'c nhe', no'i nhu+ ba'c ba^'t tie^.n
qua', o+? dda^y kho^ng nhu+ o+? que^ dda^u ba'c a.."
Va`i na(m sau, ba` Na(m mua dda^'t xa^y nha`. Ho^m kha'nh tha`nh nha` la.i
mo+`i o^ng anh cho^`ng va` ba.n be` "ha^?u". La^`n na`y, vi` la` nha`
mo+'i, ne^n ba` Na(m chu? ddo^.ng ho?i tru+o+'c: " Da. ba'c co' muo^'n
ru+?a tay thi` dde^? em chi? cho^~ cho ba'c!". O^ng anh cho^`ng dda'p oang
oang: "Tho^i thi'm a., tru+o+'c luc' va`o dda^y to^i dda~ ru+?a tay o+?
go^'c ca^y ngoa`i ddu+o+`ng ro^`i."

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Mo^.t ddo^i vo+. cho^`ng muo^'n to? ra thanh li.ch lie^`n da^.y con mo^~i
la^`n muo^'n ddi "te`" thi` pha?i no'i la` "con muo^'n ha't".
Mo^.t ho^m, o^ng no^.i ca^.u be' o+? que^ ra cho+i. Hai vo+. cho^`ng nha^n
di.p na`y xe^'p cho ca^.u con trai ngu? vo+'i o^ng no^.i o+? nha` ngoa`i.
Nu+?a dde^m, tha(`ng be' da^.y lay o^ng no^.i ba?o:
- O^ng o+i! Cha'u muo^'n ha't.
O^ng cu. nga.c nhie^n, tu+o+?ng cha'u mo+ ngu?:
- O^ hay! Ngu? ddi chu+' cha'u! Ha't ca'i gi` ma` ha't giu+~a dde^m the^'
na`y.
Tha(`ng be' kha^?n khoa?n:
- O^ng o+i, cha'u muo^'n ha't tha^.t ma`!
O^ng cu. va^~n thi` tha`o:
- Ngu? ddi, dde^? ye^n cho bo^' me. ma`y ngu?. Mai ha't cha'u a.
Tha(`ng be' me^'u ma'o:
- O^ng o+i, cha'u muo^'n ha't la('m ro^`i! Hu hu...
O^ng cu. bu+.c mi`nh tha^.t su+.:
- Con ca'i nha`! DDe^? mai tao ho?i to^.i bo^' me. ma`y. Kho^ng ngo+`
chu'ng no' la.i nuo^ng chie^`u con dde^'n the^' na`y. Tho^i, ma`y muo^'n
ha't thi` ha't ddi, nhu+ng ha't nho? nho? va`o tai o^ng dda^y na`y!

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O+? vie^.n to^i co' le^. la` chi. em ra^'t hay ru? nhau cu`ng ddi... WC.
(Strange? Pha?i, vie^.n to^i thi` kho^ng thie^'u gi` nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i va
nhu+~ng chuye^.n strange). Co' ddie^`u, vi` toa`n nhu+~ng "vie^.n si~" ca?
ne^n ru? nhau cu~ng pha?i "ni.ch su+.". Bo+?i va^.y, mo^~i la^`n Thu?y be'o
sang be^n pho`ng to^i, ddu+'ng cho^'ng na.nh, ha'ch di.ch: "DDa~ co+m
nu+o+'c gi` chu+?a?", thi` nghi~a la` ai co' "no^~i buo^`n" ne^n ddi vo+'i
no'.
Co`n V., ba.n cu`ng Lab vo+'i to^i thi` go.i WC la` "no+i Vua cu~ng pha?i
ddi bo^."
Mo^.t ho^m, vu+`a nghe Thu?y "do'ng", to^i lie^`n ddu+'ng da^.y, la(?ng
la(.ng ra ngoa`i. Hai chi. em mo+'i ddi ddu+o+.c ma^'y bu+o+'c thi` V.
la^.t dda^.t cha.y theo:
- Na`y! Na`y! Ba.n ddi dda^u dda^'y?
Ba^'t ngo+` qua', to^i ddo+` ma(.t:
- Thi`... to^i... ddi a(n co+m. (cu~ng may lu'c a^'y ga^`n tru+a ro^`i.)
Cha(?ng ngo+`, V. ho+'n ho+?:
- Cho to^i ddi vo+'i!
To^i luo^'ng cuo^'ng:
- A^'y! DDe^? la't nu+~a to^i se~ quay ve^` go.i ba.n.
- O+! The^' ba.n ddi.nh a(n xong mo+'i ve^` go.i to^i cha('c?
Thu?y be'o ddang "ca` cuo^'ng" ne^n kho^ng the^? kie^n nha^~n du+o+.c
nu+~a, no' qua't le^n:
- Anh co' quay ve^` hay kho^ng thi` ba?o! Em vo+'i chi. a^'y co`n ddi
dde^'n ca'i cho^~ ma` "Vua cu~ng pha?i ddi bo^." nha` anh dda^'y!
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