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From: AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 19:10:30 -0600 (CST)
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Chuye^.n cu+o+`i tu+` ba'o VN. DDo.c cha'n qu'a. DDa(ng la.i cho qu'y
zi. tha^'y ti`nh tra.ng chuye^.n cu+o+`i o+? nha`. Ha?i.

>From VKS:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 22:02:47 +-900
From: Tran Cong So 

BUO^`N...=20

Chuo^ng reo va`o tie^'t.=20
Hoa`ng: He^'t buo^`n chu+a Linh ?
Linh: Co' chi ma` buo^`n.
Hoa`ng: Lu'c na~y tui tha^'y ba` -di ve^` phi'a...
WC ma`.
Linh (-do? ma(.t): Quy? su+' !
NGUYE^~N THANH CHU+O+NG (Hue^')=20

SAO VA^.Y ?=20

A'o da`i bu+o+'c va`o lo+'p, nhi`n cha(`m cha(`m mo^.t ma`y ra^u:
AD: U?a, o^ng co`n so^'ng !? Va^.y ma` ho^m qua -du+'a na`o no'i o^ng =
bi.
tro+`i -da'nh, la`m tui
kho'c qua' tro+`i.
MR (co^' ne'n xu'c -do^.ng): Sao va^.y ?
AD: Tui so+. ma la('m !
MR (tan na't co~i lo`ng...)
LE^ NGO.C TA^N HO`A=20

QUA' HAY ?!=20

MR A: E^, tao co' ca'ch ho.c li.ch su+? hay du+~ do^.i luo^n ma`y ?
MR B: Ca'ch gi` ?
MR A: Nghe ne` ! Thu+`a lu'c Vie^.t Nam ro^'i loa.n -do^.i hi`nh Pha'p
ta^'n co^ng do^`n da^.p
va` gia`nh tha('ng lo+.i. Thu+`a lu'c Pha'p ma^'t su+'c, Nha^.t ta^'n
co^ng ha. Pha'p the^ tha?m.
Sau -do', Vie^.t Nam cu?ng co^' -do^.i hi`nh, chie^'n thua^.t ha. Nha^.t
vo+'i ke^'t qua? kha'
-da^.m...
MR B: He`n gi` ma`y thi la.i mie^'t !
MO^.T BA.N QUE^N GHI TE^N=20

VUI=20

Hai sinh vie^n thu+.c ta^.p tro` chuye^.n.
SV A: Du+. gio+` cu?a mi`nh, o^ng tha^'y the^' na`o ?
SV B: No'i chung la` mi`nh ra^'t vui.
SV A: Cha('c gio+` da.y cu?a mi`nh tha`nh co^ng ?
SV B: A` kho^ng ! Mi`nh vui vi` bie^'t kho^ng chi? rie^ng mi`nh la`
ngu+o+`i da.y ke'm nha^'t.
PHA.M TA^'N DU~NG (-Da` La.t)=20

                   MU+`NG HU.T=20

                   AD: Mai mo^'t o^ng -di thi tie^'ng ha't truye^`n = hi`nh
-di ! Tui ta(.ng hoa cho
                   o^ng, nguye^n bo' luo^n chi.u kho^ng ?
                   MR (sung su+o+'ng): Ca'm o+n nhe ! Nhu+ng hoa ho^`ng
chi? ca^`n ta(.ng
                   mo^.t bo^ng -do? la` -du+o+.c ro^`i.
                   AD: -Da^u co' ! Tui ta(.ng bo^ng sua -du~a cho o^ng
ma`.
                   MR (tan na't).
                   HA` NGO.C HO`A BI`NH (Ca^`n Tho+)=20

                   AN U?I=20

Ma`y ra^u A (than va~n): Cha'n qua' ma`y o+i. Cuo^'i cu`ng na`ng va^~n kho^ng
the`m -di cho+i vo+'i tao, ma` tao -da~ la`m theo lo+`i Co? Cu' da(.n ro^`i
-do' = chu+'... Cha('c tao treo co^? qua'. 

Ma`y ra^u B: Coi chu+`ng ma`y
kho^ng che^'t ma` da^y -du+'t a` nghen. Ma`y ra^u A (tan na't). TRA^`N THU
TRANG (-D-D - Ha` No^.i)=20

                      NGHI.CH NGO+.M NGOA.I NGU+~

LO HO.C -DI CON=20

Te`o: "Ho^n em anh da'm ma` anh so+. ti'a em ra^`y".=20
Ma': Te`o o+i la` Te`o ! Suo^'t nga`y ma`y kho^ng lo ho.c ma` o+? -do'
ho^n vo+'i hi't ! -Do`n
nghe con.
Te`o: Ma' o+i ! Con -dang ho.c tu+` "hie^.u tru+o+?ng" (head-master)
tie^'ng Anh -do' ma` !
Vo~ Ha. Ti (132/7 Tra^`n Phu', Ho^.i An)=20

LOA.I NU+O+'C MO+'I=20

Mo^.t ma`y ra^u bu+o+'c va`o qua'n nu+o+'c go.i:=20
- Cho mo^.t chai she sings - she shouts -di.
Chu? qua'n "lie^'c" sa('c le?m:=20
- Tui ba'o tru+o+'c -da^y kho^ng pha?i cho^~ gio+~n nha.
- Gio+~n -da^u ma` gio+~n. La` Co^ ca - Co^ la -do', nhanh giu`m -di =
ma`.=20
NGUYE^~N THI. NGO.C LA`I (Thu? -Du+'c)=20

                  TU+. BA.CH CU?A DA^N GHIE^`N PHIM

Te^n: Tra'ng si~ Bo^` -De^`.
Bie^.t danh: Hie^.p si~ ba^'t -da('c di~..
Nghe^` nghie^.p: SBC
Sinh nga`y: Ta'm Ta`ng ve^` la`ng, Tu+ E^'ch -di Sa`i Go`n.
Thi'ch hoa: Hoa ho^`ng -do?, Hoa ho^`ng co' gai, Hoa quy`nh no+? muo^.n,
Nha`nh lan ti'm.
Thi'ch uo^'ng: Nu+o+'c ma('t ho.c tro`.
Thi'ch nha.c: Rock va` Rap.
Thi'ch phim: Xa'c che^'t tre^n cao nguye^n, Chie^'c ma(.t na. da =
ngu+o+`i.=20
Thi'ch o+?: No+i bi`nh ye^n chim ho't, Nga~ ba lo`ng.
-Do^'i tu+o+.ng: Phu+o+.ng Sa`i Go`n, Na`ng Hu+o+ng.
Tha^`n tu+o+.ng: O^ng Hai Cu~, Co^ gia'o Mai.
Nhu+~ng tha`nh co^ng: -Die^.p vie^n 007, Bie^.t -do^.ng Sa`i Go`n.
Nhu+~ng tha^'t ba.i: Ty? phu' kho^ng tie^`n.
Ky? nie^.m vui: -De^m ho^.i Long Tri`.=20
Ky? nie^.m buo^`n: Do`ng so^ng ly bie^.t, Ngo.t nga`o va` man tra'.
Ghe't: To^'c -do^., Tra'i tim cho' so'i, Tho+`i -da.i -da`n ba` con =
ga'i.
Thi'ch: Em ma~i be^n anh, So^' -do?.=20
Mong u+o+'c: Va'n ba`i la^.t ngu+?a.=20
Phu+o+ng cha^m so^'ng: Ta ve^` ra ta('m ao ta.
PHA.M KIM THANH (96b A^'p -Do^ng, BT, T-D)=20

                          BI' QUYE^'T CU?A CHA`NG

BI' QUYE^'T 1=20


A: Ma`y -die^.u nhe, ba`y -da(.t ba^.n a'o khoa'c ngoa`i nu+~a. La'ng
qua'...
B: No'i nho nho? tho^i.
A: Sao va^.y ?
B: A'o o+? trong cu?a tao bi. te't... na'ch ma`.
A: Ha? ?!!
THANH TRANG (Ca^`n Tho+)=20

BI' QUYE^'T 2=20

Tan ho.c, tha^'y Minh da^~n xe Suzuki mo+'i Hu`ng ho?i:
Hu`ng: Sao ma`y -do^?i xe, ye^n ngo^`i chu'i ve^` tru+o+'c du+~ va^.y ?
Minh: Suy.t ! Ba.n ga'i tao to+'i ki`a...=20
Vo~ Xua^n Huy=20

BI' QUYE^'T 3=20

Ma`y ra^u A o+? KTX -dang chua^?n bi. -de^'n -die^?m he.n vo+'i bo^`.
MR B: He.n vo+'i bo^` ma` mang "bi." theo chi va^.y ?
MR A: Suy.t ! Lo+~ tao co' bi. na`ng cho leo ca^y co`n co' ta^.p ma`
ho.c... thi` ngu+o+`i ta -da^u
co' bie^'t !
NGO^ VA(N THANH (CT)=20

                                                         =20

I'CH LO+.I CU?A SU+~A ME.=20

(Chuye^.n xa?y ra va`o gio+` Sinh lo+'p 11 - tru+o+`ng Cha^u Tha`nh - =
BT)
Co^: Em ha~y cho bie^'t su+~a me. va` su+~a bo`, su+~a na`o to^'t =
nha^'t.
Vi` sao ?
T: Thu+a co^, su+~a me. ra^'t to^'t cho ca'c be' so+ sinh vi` su+~a me.
ra^'t gia`u dinh du+o+~ng,
ve^. sinh va`...=20
Co^: Sao nu+~a ?
T (he^'t ho^`n): va`... me`o chuo^.t kho^ng the^? a(n vu.ng -du+o+.c a..
S.T (tru+o+`ng Cha^u Tha`nh - BT)=20

BA('T XA'C=20

(Ghi -du+o+.c o+? ha`nh lang lo+'p 11C tru+o+`ng PTTH Ta^n An)
Hai a'o da`i -dang ta'n do'c vo+'i nhau:
AD 1: "Ghe^." tao -de.p ho+n "ghe^." ma`y !
AD 2: Xi', ghe^. ma`y sao ba(`ng ghe^. tao -du+o+.c ?!!
AD 1 (tu+'c khi'): Dza^.y... -do "ba('t xa'c" ho^n ?
AD 2: La` sao ?
AD 1: La`... ghe^. tao va` ghe^. ma`y thi xem ai -de.p ho+n, ne^'u ghe^.
tao -de.p ho+n ghe^.
ma`y thi` tao... ba('t ghe^. ma`y luo^n !
AD 2 (He^'t y' kie^'n)
LE^ NGO.C HO^`NG (11C PTTH Ta^n An)=20



       Mo^.t "ma`y ra^u" ho?i co^ chu? (ca? hai -de^`u ra^'t "ti'm") =
ta.i
sa.p ba'o:=20
      - Be', bao nhie^u mo^.t to+` MT ?
      - Ba nga`n.
      - Ba'n luo^n cho anh "ca'i dao" -di !
      - Dzo^ dzie^n ! - -da^y ho^?ng ba'n dao !
      - Ho^?ng co' sao be' "ca('t co^?" anh -dau dza^.y !
      - !?
      PHAN VA(N CHU+O+NG (Cu+.u hs PTTH Tu+ Nghi~a
      1, Qua?ng Nga~i)=20
      Mo^.t ma`y ra^u -dang ngo^`i uo^'ng su+~a tha^'y a'o da`i.=20
      MR: Uo^'ng su+~a em o+i.
      AD (ti?nh queo): Tui bo? bu' la^u ro^`i, kho^ng uo^'ng su+~a
      -da^u.
      MR (que^ mo^.t cu.c, ta('t -da`i).
      HUY`NH THI. YE^'N NGA (-DN)=20
       Mo^.t ma`y ra^u khe^`u a'o da`i ngo^`i tre^n:
      - Hoa o+i !
      A'o da`i quay xuo^'ng:
      - Anh ye^u em...
      A'o da`i tro+.n ma('t -di.nh..., thi`:=20
      - ... Tie^'ng Anh no'i la` gi` y' nhi? ?
      A'o da`i (ti'm ma(.t !)
      HO^`NG PHONG=20
       MR A (ro^'ng): Ha^.n -do+`i -den ba.c, ha^.n ke? ba.c ti`nh, =
ha^.n
ca? gia -di`nh, ha^.n
      luo^n ha`ng xo'm.
      MR B: -Do^` ngu ! Va^.y ma`y cho+i vo+'i ai ?
      MR A (ta('t -da`i).
      N.M.T (tru+o+`ng PTTH Hu`ng Vu+o+ng)=20
       A'o da`i (trie^'t ly'): Ta^'t ca? ca'c da.ng va^.t cha^'t tre^n
-do+`i na`y
      -de^`u -du+o+.c ca^'u ta.o tu+` ca'c ha.t nho? be', cha(?ng ha.n
nhu+...
      Ma`y ra^u (ga^.t gu`): Cha(?ng ha.n nhu+ ba` -du+o+.c ca^'u ta.o
      tu+`... ha.t mi't.
      A'o da`i (tu+'c -die^n).
      XI' XO.N=20
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