Re: [X-JOKE] Rules and Instructions on Being a Man

[Ha Anh Vu <vu@as.nida.ac.th>]

Do / Ngoc Minh (ISE) wrote:

  Dear guys,

  Let's have a bit of fun on the 1st of April.  Sorry if this offends
  someone!

Hi there,

Although i'm in general against taboos, i thought we had reached an
agreement on not posting jokes like these on the forum a couple of weeks
ago?

Btw i, for one, find these jokes more gross than funny.

Regards, --Vu~

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            85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON BEING A MAN
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      1.  Don't call.  EVER.
      2.  If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to
  let
   her
          figure it out by herself.
      3.  Lie.
      4.  Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and
          unoriginal, such as "spike"
      5.  If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell
  them
   you
          mailed it to them/already gave it to them.
      6.  Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about
  it.
      7.  Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a
          grunt will do.
      8.  Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what,
  it
          isn't your fault.
      9.  Lie.
      10. Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than
  baths.

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