Re: [X-JOKE] Rules and Instructions on Being a Man

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

Hi Minh and other folks,

I remember these jokes, also funny ones. Take them as jokes for April 1st.

1) A writing on the wall of the men toilet says: 
"Don't be so smug. Stand closer."

2) The husband watched himself in the mirror and then said
proudly:

- If 5 cm longer, I am the King.

The wife cut in scornfully:

- If 5 cm shorter, you are the Queen.

3) On April 1st 190?, an English newspaper published a short story
saying that there will be several hundreds donkeys on the town's main 
square. Several hundreds gulliable people did gather on that day at the 
square to watch the donkeys. Of course there was none real donkey there.


On Tue, 1 Apr 1997, Do / Ngoc Minh (ISE) wrote:

> Let's have a bit of fun on the 1st of April.  Sorry if this offends someone!
> 
> Cheers,
> Minh.
> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
>           85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON BEING A MAN
>           ========================================
>    
>     1.  Don't call.  EVER.
>     2.  If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let
>  her
>         figure it out by herself.
>     3.  Lie.