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[Tho+] nha.i tho+ TTKh
> Date: Mon, 7 Apr 1997 14:18:20 +0200 (MET DST)
> From: Hoang Quoc-Hung <hoang@daimi.aau.dk>
> To: vnsa-l@csd.uwm.edu
> Subject: Re: Que^ Hu'o'ng
>
> Hmm..., yet another version
>
>
> Ho^m nay nha^.n ddu+o+.c tin em
> Kho^ng tin du'o'.c, du` ddo' la` su'. tha^.t
> Ta^y cu'p lu+o+ng dduo^?i em ddi no+i kha'c
> Chi? vi` em la`m xe^'p tu+'c, em o+i!
> DDau tha('t lo`ng anh, he^'t me. ma^'t tie^`n ro^`i...
>
> Xu+a anh ye^u em vi` co' lu+o+ng, co' cash
> Kho?i nhu'~ng nga`y tro^'n no+. bi. ddo`n roi
> Nay anh ye^u em, nhu+ng cho tay va`o tu'i
> Chi? co`n pha^`n xu+o+ng thi.t dde^? em thu+o+ng. (*)
>
> (*) he^'t tie^`n ru`i ma`, ddu+`ng co' nghi~ ba^.y nha
Cha`o ca? la`ng,
Ba'c Hu`ng nha.i tho+ Giang Nam nghe hay ghe^\. Cu~ng muo^'n ho.c theo
ba'c nha.i tho+ ai ddo', ma` nga(.t no^~i ta^m ho^`n tui chi? tha^'y
toa`n a(n vo+'i uo^'ng ne^n chi.u\. Chi? xin che'p la.i ddo^i do`ng
tho+ nha.i cu?a TTKh tui su+u ta^`m ddu+o+.c cho ca'c ba'c, ca'c thi'm,
ca'c anh, ca'c chi. va` ca'c em ddo.c cho dzui ....
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Tro+`i o+i ! ngu+o+`i a^^'y co' buo^^`n kho^^ng
Co' co`n nghi~ to+'i loa`i hoa vo+~
Tu+a. tra'i tim phai tu+.a ma'u ho^^`ng" (TTKH)
1. The "ddo+`i, xe la uy(c'est la vie)" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` la^^'y vo+. the^^' la` xong
Vo+. anh kho^^ng dde.p ba(`ng em la('m
Nhu+ng cu~ng na`m anh ddo+~ na.nh nu`ng"
2. The "classic" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` xa'ch vi.t nho^^? sa.ch lo^^ng
Tie^^'t canh la`m dda.i va`i ba di~a
Mu+o+.n ru+o+.u cho nguo^^i ve^^'t thu+o+ng lo`ng"
3. The "violent" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Em ddu+`ng co' tu+o+?ng the^^' la` xong
Anh ve^^` ma`i nho.n con dao ye^'m
Mo^? bu.ng cho^^`ng em la^'y bo^. lo`ng"
4. The "hopeless" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` tu+. tu+? the^^' la` xong
Mo^^. anh co? da.i va`ng xo+ xa'c
Khi vie^^'ng thi` em hie^^?u no^^~i lo`ng"
5. The "politically incorrect" reaction
Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` le^^ go't ta^^.n bie^^?n ddo^^ng
Le^^n ta`u vu+o+.t bie^^?n ddi qua ... My~
Xa ma(.t mong sao se~ ca'ch lo`ng
6. The "Zorro" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` luye^^.n kie^^'m the^^' la` xong
Kie^^'m anh sa('c be'n ho+n em nghi~
Se~ dzo+'t tra(m em, tra? ha^^.n lo`ng!"
7. The "samurai" reaction (strongly not recommended!)
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` ca('t de^^' tha? tro^^i so^^ng
De^^' anh tro^^i no^^?i theo gio`ng nu+o+'c
Em ddu+'ng nhi`n theo co' tie^^'c kho^^ng?"
8. The "forceless" reaction :-))))
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` ca.o tro.c the^^' la` xong
Trao em mo+' to'c la`m da^^y to'c
DDe^^? to^^'i ho^^m nay sie^^'t co^^? cho^^`ng" :-))))
9. The "poetry" reaction :-)))
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ddau anh kho^^? suo^^'t nga`n ddo^^ng
Cha('c anh pha?i la`m tho+ ti`nh a'i
DDe^^? cho ddau kho^^? kho?i cha^^'t cho^^`ng" :-)))
10. The "do^^'i lo`ng" reaction:
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Lo`ng the^^` kho^^ng nho+' ke? sang so^^ng
Nhu+ng ro^^`i nhu+~ng lo^^'i trong tim nho?
Va^^~n ti`m nga? nga'ch dde^^? ngo'ng tro^^ng"
11. The "New Information Age way" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ co' cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` tu+o+?ng tu+o+.ng dda.i la` kho^^ng
Email cu+' vie^^'t, phone cu+' go.i
Cu+' the^^' ma` theo cha(?ng nga.i ngu`ng"
12. The "Vincent Van Gogh" way ..:-)
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em sa('p co' cho^^`ng
DDi ve^^` tu+. thie^^'n the^^' la` xong
Mo'c ruo^^t. mo'c gan trao em he^^'t
DDe^^? nga`y Vu quy na^^'u cha'o lo`ng"
13. The "bancrupcy" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
DDu+o+`ng xa Ve^^ Ga't anh cu+' do^^ng
Vi za, ma't ca.t va`o canh ba.c ( Visa, Master cards )
Vo+~ no+. ddo+`i anh ha^^.n bo'ng ho^^`ng"
14. the "indifferent" reaction.
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` thay ne^^.m la^^~n cha(n bo^^ng
Phu?i sa.ch hu+o+ng xu+a vu`i ky? nie^^.m
Cha(?ng va^^'n cha(?ng vu+o+ng cha(?ng na(.ng lo`ng"
15. the "happy or optimistic" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Anh ve^^` gia(.t ne^^.m tra?i cha(n bo^^ng
Su+?a la.i song thu+a re`m buo^^ng lo~ng
Mo+? tie^^.c dde^^m dde^^m tuye^^?n ngu+.a ho^^`ng"
16. the "offensive or ironic" reaction
"Ne^^'u bie^^'t ra(`ng em dda~ la^^'y cho^^`ng
Thi` anh ra bui. be? ca`nh bo^^ng
Va(.ch ca'nh hoa tu+o+i la`m lu+u nie^^.m
Go+?i ta(.ng cho^^`ng em la' vo+'i ca`nh.
-cheers
Ta`i
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