[joke-2] "tha^`y" - black soya bean

[Hoang Quoc-Hung <hoang@daimi.aau.dk>]

Subject: Dau den

Chuyen nay moa khong ro~ la co' that khong. Ke cho vui vay.

Hoi xua o VN chua co' dda^.u dden nen 1 vien quan, nhan dip di
su qua Ta`u, dinh lay trom giong ve trong. Qua cu+?a a?i, bo.n
ha?i quan Ta`u va.ch mo^`m vach tai nhung khong thay gi nen phai
huy't co`i cho di. DDi tiep 1 da(.m duong, ba'c quan voi chay ra
1 bui cay ngoi thu.p xuong. May o+i la` may, chu+a co' ha.t na`o
ki.p mo.c tha`nh gia'(sprout) ca?. Nho+` va^.y nguoi VN co' dau den
va` cu~ng vi` su+. ti'ch ddo' ma` nguoi Viet khong ai nau dau den 
de tho+` cu'ng o^ng ba`.
(correct me if tui sai)

KL: (for fun only)
- pha?i du`ng to+'i lo^~ ddo' dde^? la`m dduoc viec cu~ng kho^ng cha('c 
dda~ xa^'u.  
- dda^.u dden kho^ng ha(?n cu+' ra('c va-ni va`o dda~ la` "tho+m"

IMO: Ca'c ba'c thu+? thu+? ho?i xem ta.i sao bo.n phu'li't nga khi 
tha^'y nguoi Viet la.i da'm loi ra kha'm ddi't? Co' pha?i vi` nhu+~ng
ba'c buo^n la^.u na`y kho^ng? Bu+.c qua' ddi chu+'! Ma^'y tha(`ng 
phu' li't a^'y dda^u co' phai vo+. mi`nh ma` muo^'n tu.t luc nao 
cung duoc? The^' ma` o trong truyen, ba'c tha^`y ni chi? tha^'y
"lo lo" thui, kho^ng co' pha^~n no^. chi ca?  Co' bao nhieu nguoi khac
bi. va. lay vi` kieu buon la^.u cua nhung ba'c nay? Va^.y nen tro.ng
ba'c quan dda^.u dden thi duoc, nhu+ng ba'c tha^`y na`y thi` no.

Noi za^.y, giu+.n thi` cu+' giu+.n ma` thuong thi van thuong hi?

Best!