[TGC] collected jokes

[Hoang Quoc-Hung <hoang@daimi.aau.dk>]

Several short jokes collected cho ca'c beau la~o.  
Hope they're not too boring.
Bye!
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Die^~n gia?: "Ho^n nha^n la` 1 lie^`u thuo^'c tha^`n ky` cho dda`n o^ng..."
Chi. em: "ro~ qua' ddi chu+. li.!"
Die^~n gia?: "...pha^`n lo+'n ca'c qui' o^ng bi. mu` vi` ti`nh dde^`u 
tha^'y sa'ng ma('t ra ngay sau khi cu+o+'i."

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BLV tre^n TV: "Lu+o+'i cu?a ddo^.i Spartak dda~ thu?ng to+'i 3 la^`n."
Cu. ba` ma('t toe't: "U'i gio+`i! the^' ma` cu+' ba?o ha`ng ngoa.i to^'t."

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Du+o+.c si~: "O+? dda^y kho^ng co' thuo^'c chu+~a HIV"
Be^.nh nhu+n: "DDa^u co'? ma^'y tha(`ng BS ke^ ddo+n cho tui mua thuo^'c
Hen, I?a cha?y va` Vie^m ho.ng ma`" 
 
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Pho'ng Vie^n: "Co^ co' bie^'t nhie^`u ve^` Nguye^~n Du ?"
Hoa ha^.u: "O+... anh cu+' vie^'t na` ma(.c du` chi? nghe so+
so+ ve^` anh Du nhu+ng em luo^n coi anh a^'y nhu+ mo^.t ngu+o+`i 
ba.n to^'t" 

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