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[Tran Cong So <ot003968@bkc.ritsumei.ac.jp>]

Kho^ng ki.p dda^u
Hai ca(.p thanh nie^n no. cu`ng nghi? ta.i mo^.t kha'ch sa.n du li.ch.  =
To^'i ho^m a^'y lu'c ho. ddang ngo^`i o+? pho`ng kha'ch thi` mo^.t co+n =
ba~o ddi qua vo^ ti`nh la`m kha'ch sa.n ma^'t ddie^.n.  Ho. chi? ki.p =
la^`n ve^` pho`ng va` ddi ngu?.
     Ha('n la` mo^.t ke? mo^. dda.o.  Ha('n cha('p tay va` thu+.c hie^.n =
tha`nh ki'nh ba`i ca^`u nguye^.n tru+o+'c khi le^n giu+o+`ng.  Khi chui =
va`o cha(n va` cu~ng la` lu'c dde`n ddie^.n sa'ng tro+? la.i ha('n mo+'i =
nha^.n ra mi`nh dda~ nha^`m pho`ng.  Ha('n vo^.i va`ng cha.y ra cu+?a.  =
Co^ ga'i tre^n giu+o+`ng go.i la.i:
    - Kho^ng ki.p dda^u !  Tha(`ng ba.n tao kho^ng bao gio+` ca^`u =
nguye^.n.

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Qua?ng ca'o
Mo^.t pha't thanh vie^n ddang ddo.c qua?ng ca'o cho ha~ng kem dda'nh =
ra(ng Da. Lan tre^n dda`i pha't thanh, theo qua'n ti'nh, anh ddo.c =
tie^'p ma^?u qua?ng ca'o bao cao su OK nhu+ sau:
  - Bao cao su OK nha.y ca?m, khoe? nhu+ lu+.c si~, co' mo^.t bao nho? =
da`nh rie^ng cho tre? em.

Chu+a ba(`ng ngu+o+`i thuye^'t minh phim Bao co^ng, ba('t dda^`u phim =
ba(`ng
     Phu? Khai Phong co' Bao cao su ...
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Gia^'u dda^`u ho+? dduo^i
- Tro+`i , Hue^. na`y, ma`y co' o^ng cho^`ng vui ti'nh la`m sao, thoa?i =
ma'i la`m sao, co' ta^m ho^`n tuye^.t die^.u la`m sao, ke^? chuye^.n =
tie^'u la^m hay la`m sao. DDe^m ho^m qua lu'c cu`ng ddi tre^n o^ to^ =
buy't, anh y' ke^? cho tao mo^.t ca^u chuye^.n buo^`n cu+o+`i o+i la` =
buo^`n cu+o+`i. Buo^`n cu+o+`i dde^'n no^~i, xuy't nu+~a tao la(n tu+` =
tre^n giu+o+`ng xuo^'ng dda^'t.

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u+o+'i a'nh tra(ng huye^`n a?o, mo^.t ca(.p vo+. cho^`ng tre?  ddang =
ngo^`i tho? the? ta^m ti`nh. Ho. tra`n nga^.p ha.nh phu'c vo+'i nhu+~ng =
cu+?  chi? a^u ye^'m.
	Ngu+o+`i vo+. thu? thi?:
	- Anh bie^'t kho^ng, me. thu+o+`ng ba?o em ra(`ng "sau na`y chi? co' =
....... cho' mo+'i la^'y em tho^i".


Trong gio+` chi'nh ta?, ngu+o+`i ta dda~ nghe co^ gia'o ddo.c cho ho.c =
tro` vie^'t nhu+ sau:
	- Chu' bo^. ddo^.i ve^` la`ng..... phe^'t..... co^ gia'o em sung =
su+o+'ng.... xong chu+?a ?
        =20
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Computer Error Messages
Error Messages Seen on a CRT near you....
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      Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

      COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

      Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

      2 + 2 =3D 5 for extremely large values of 2.

      Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

      Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.

      My software never has bugs; it just develops random feature

      C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

      C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN   RUN\DOS\RUN

      >-------- The information went data way -------->

      Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" =3D 100% compression

      Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

      BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

      The name is Baud......, James Baud.

      BUFFERS=3D20 FILES=3D15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

      Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

      C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

      Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

      Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

      As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

      Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

      Backups? We don't  *NEED* no steenking backups.

      E Pluribus Modem

      C:\> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

      Ethernet(n): something used to catch the etherbunny

      A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

      An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.

      CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

      Does fuzzy logic tickle?

      A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

      11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

      24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
	 Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

      REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

      Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"

      Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

      Read my chips: No new upgrades!

      Hit any user to continue.

      2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!

      I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

      Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

      Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

      Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup

      Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

      Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

      Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

      If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming
      must be the process of putting them in.

      Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

      Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing
      with inanimate objects.

      Real programmers don't document.  If it wasn't hard to write, it
      should not be hard to understand.

      Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.

      Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

     Your application has reported a Not My Fault in module KRNL.EXE
      in line:  0200:103F.

      If your mouse is missing, try the foot pedal.

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