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* TIE^?U PHA^?M: Hie^.n dda.i ho'a 

Qua ma`n a?nh truye^`n hi`nh, to^i ddu+o+.c bie^'t ngu+o+`i ta dda~
pha't minh ra ca'i go.i la` he^. tho^'ng ddi.nh vi. toa`n ca^`u gi` ddo'
ra^'t chi la` hie^.n dda.i: le^n xe, ba^'m ba`n phi'm ddi.a chi? ma`
mi`nh muo^'n dde^'n, la^.p tu+'c chie^'c xe se~ tu+. ddo^.ng ti`m
ddu+o+`ng ddi va` ta`i xe^' co' quye^`n... nghi? kho?e ! La^.p tu+'c,
to^i lie^n he^. mua ngay mo^.t ca'i va` ga('n va`o chie^'c xe ddo+`i
"mo^.t nga`n chi'n tra(m... la^u la('m" cu?a mi`nh. 
Cho.n nga`y la`nh tha'ng to^'t, to^i le^n xe va` "khai tru+o+ng" he^.
tho^'ng to^'i ta^n na`y vo+'i su+. tha^.n tro.ng vo^'n co', ke`m theo
nie^`m ha~nh die^.n kho^ng the`m che gia^'u tru+o+'c ma(.t nhie^`u
ngu+o+`i tha^n va` nhu+~ng ke? hie^'u ky`. Ta^'t ca? mo.i tho^ng tin
dde^`u ddu+o+.c ddu+a va`o ma'y, va` ddie^`u tha^`n ky` dda~ xa?y ra:
chie^'c xe dda~ kho+?i ddo^.ng, cha.y tu+` trong nha` ra ddu+o+`ng pho^'
trong tie^'ng reo ho` cu?a mo.i ngu+o+`i. Mu~i to^i no+? lo+'n, mie^.ng
toe toe't cu+o+`i va` ca'i dda^`u quay qua quay la.i... 
Nhu+ng ki`a, xe bo^~ng ngu+`ng la.i, cha.y lu`i va` ye^n vi. ddu'ng
cho^~ no' vu+`a kho+?i ddo^.ng ban na~y. To^i nhi`n le^n ma`n hi`nh,
dde`n ddo? nha^'p nha'y soi sa'ng ha`ng chu+~: "DDu+o+`ng na`o cu~ng
ke.t cu+'ng. Xin chi.u thua !". 
NG.CHU+O+NG 
(Phu' Nhua^.n, TP.HCM) 

oOo 
Ca(.p vo+. cho^`ng tre? xem a?nh chu.p dda'm cu+o+'i. Vo+. no'i: 
- Anh xem na`y, trong a?nh bo^' me. em cu+o+`i co' tu+o+i kho^ng ? 
- DDu'ng qua' ! 
- DDu'ng ca'i gi` na`o ? 
- Va^.y chu+' ne^'u ai ca^'t cho em mo^.t ga'nh na(.ng, em co' cu+o+`i
kho^ng ? 
CHA^U AN NINH 

* CA?NH DDO+`I
DDo.c ddu+o+.c tre^n co^.t dde`n sau tra^.n mu+a: "Luye^.n thi dda.i
ho.c sa'ng, chie^`u, to^'i... Ye^'u sinh ly' vo^ he?m 500m ho?i... Ca(n
ba?n, mo^~i ngu+o+`i mo^.t ma'y... 8g30 ta.i nha` va(n ho'a thi.
xa~...". 
oOo 
- Me. o+i ! Co' chuye^.n gi` ma` me. ra^`u ri~ the^'? 
- Sa('p la.i pha?i dda~i tie^.c to ro^`i con a.. 
- ? 
- Mo^~i khi bo^' con co' mo^.t ba`i tho+ dda(ng ba'o, me. pha?i la`m
mo^.t tie^.c nho? dde^? dda~i ba.n be` cu?a bo^' con. Nay thi` bo^' con
sa('p ra ma('t nguye^n ca? mo^.t ta^.p tho+... 
PHU+O+NG HIe^'U 

* Con: Ba` ke^? cho con la` co^? ti'ch pha?i ba('t dda^`u tu+` "nga`y
xu+?a nga`y xu+a". Co' ddu'ng the^' kho^ng ba ? 
Ba: DDu'ng the^'. Nhu+ng co^? ti'ch cu~ng co' the^? ba('t dda^`u tu+`:
"Thu+a ba'c, gia^'y to+`, ho^` so+, mo.i ddie^`u khu'c ma('c cu?a ba'c
ve^` nha` dda^'t ba'c cu+' gu+?i la.i dda^y, he.n ba'c chi? hai nga`y
sau la` chu'ng con se~ tra? lo+`i he^'t mo.i nhe~". 
Bu`I TRo.NG NHO+N 

* Mo^.t cu+?a tie^.m lo+'n o+? Pha'p dda~ treo ba?ng: "Ho+~i ca'c chi.
sa('p la`m me. ! Hie^.n nay chu'ng to^i ddang ba'n re? loa.i a'o ba^`u
va^~n cho ca'c chi. ddu+o+`ng cong dde.p nhu+ thu+o+`ng". 
N.T.DDA 

TRI'CH NGUYE^N VA(N
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"Ngu+o+`i ta kho^ng bao gio+` bie^'t mo^.t phu. nu+~ co' nhu+~ng chie^'c
a'o cu~, khi chu+a cu+o+'i ngu+o+`i a^'y" 
DAVID WRIGHT 

"Pha?i nhi`n ca'ch ma'u cha?y ra sao, mo+'i hie^?u ly' do ddo^i khi
ngu+o+`i ta go.i ddu+o+`ng sa' la` huye^'t ma.ch" 
NORBERT NANTOR 

"Tha` ngu? ma` mo+ ca'c vie^.c nga`y mai, ho+n la` thu+'c ma` chi? nghi~
dde^'n ca'c vie^.c dda~ la`m ho^m nay" 
GEORGES ROOS 

"Nghe^. thua^.t la~nh dda.o gio^'ng nhu+ so+.i chi?. Ne^'u ta dda^?y
no', kho^ng co' i'ch gi`. Nhu+ng ne^'u ta ke'o no', ta se~ da^~n no'
dde^'n no+i ta muo^'n" 
D.EISENHOWER 

TIE^?U PHA^?M NU+O+'C NGOA`I
----------------------------

Nga`y mai to^i se~ cho+i the^? thao ...co`n gio+` thi` xin kie^'u khi
ma` ai cu~ng vai u thi.t ba('p

Ca'ch dda^y bo^'n na(m, do no^?i hu+'ng, to^i dda(ng ky' va`o mo^.t ca^u
la.c bo^. (CLB) the^? du.c no^?i tie^'ng. To^i dda~ la`m mo^.t vie^.c
ta^`m co+~ the^' ky?: vo+'i so^' tie^`n co`m no^.p cho CLB mo^~i tha'ng,
to^i kho^ng buo^.c pha?i dda(.t cha^n dde^'n ddo'. 
Kho?e nha^'t la` vie^.c dda(ng ky' co' hie^.u lu+.c suo^'t ddo+`i.
Tie^`n ddo'ng ha(`ng tha'ng nhu+ng to^i co' the^? kho^ng dde^'n ta^.p
cho dde^'n khi tru't ho+i tho+? cuo^'i cu`ng. Chu+a he^'t, to^i co'
quye^`n dde^'n mo.i pho`ng ta^.p cu?a he^. tho^'ng CLB a^'y. Ca'c chi
nha'nh co' o+? kha('p no+i, co' ca'i chi? ca'ch va(n pho`ng to^i la`m
vie^.c hai bu+o+'c, the^' ma` to^i va^~n tra'nh kho^ng dda(.t cha^n
dde^'n mo^.t la^`n. Gia? nhu+ to^i co' o+? ta^.n cha^n tro+`i go'c
bie^?n na`o, to^i cu~ng ti`m tha^'y CLB ye^u thi'ch cu?a mi`nh va` to^i
la.i cu~ng de^~ re~ hu+o+'ng kha'c ma` ddi khi nhi`n tha^'y ba?ng hie^.u
cu?a no'. 
DDa~ co' mo^.t tho+`i to^i ddi ta^.p dda^'y chu+' ! To^i hi` hu.c dda^?y
ta., cu+? ta., na^ng ta., dda.p xe me^.t muo^'n ddu+'t ho+i. To^i dda~
pha?i kho^? luye^.n suo^'t hai tua^`n vo+'i ta^'m the? ho^.i vie^n mo+'i
toanh, nhu+ng to^i bie^'t mi`nh ddu+`ng ne^n e'p xa'c la`m gi`. Bo+?i
va^.y to^i dda~ la^.p mo^.t li.ch luye^.n ta^.p ho+.p ly', du+. tru`
ta^.p ba bu+~a mo^~i tua^`n. Da^~u sao to^i cu~ng muo^'n vai u thi.t
ba('p nhu+ Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
a` ma` ro^`i... khi a^'y, co^ng vie^.c ca(ng tha(?ng o+? va(n pho`ng,
vo+'i la.i ca'i be^.nh cu'm dda~ qua^.t nga~ to^i cha(?ng he^` ba'o
tru+o+'c, va` ro^`i to^i dda^m cha'n ca'i vie^.c cu+' pha?i na^ng le^n
ha. xuo^'ng ca'c qua? ta. na(.ng ne^`, trong khi chu'ng chi? thi'ch
na(`m ye^n sa't dda^'t. 
Lu'c na`y dda^y, to^i nho+' la` mi`nh kho^ng dda(.t cha^n dde^'n pho`ng
ta^.p dda~ ho+n mo^.t na(m ro^`i. Vo+'i quye^'t ta^m co' ddu+o+.c mo^.t
bo^. vo' ngon co+m, to^i la^'y tu'i xa'ch the^? thao na(`m du+o+'i dda'y
tu? va` bu+o+'c ve^` hu+o+'ng pho`ng ta^.p ga^`n nha^'t, hu`ng du~ng
nhu+ cha`ng chie^'n binh. 
Tru+o+'c ca'i nhi`n do` xe't cu?a mo^.t co^ tie^'p vie^n to'c va`ng,
to^i dda`nh ru't the? ho^.i vie^n trong vi' ra ddu+a co^ ta xem. Nhu+ng
su+'c no'ng va` ddo^. a^?m che^'t tie^.t dda~ la`m ca'i the? cu?a to^i
phai ma`u, chu+~ nghi~a tro^'n ga^`n he^'t. Ma'y ddie^.n toa'n dda~
pha?i la`m vie^.c va^'t va? cho dde^'n khi no' ke^u chi? ba tie^'ng bip.
Ma'y kha.c ra mo^.t to+` gia^'y vo+'i dda^`y ddu? ca'c hoa.t ddo^.ng
cu?a to^i, va` hai ca'n bo^. the^? thao vo^.i pha^n ti'ch. 
- a`, anh cha`ng O'Reilly na`y la(.n ky~ go+'m, gio+` mo+'i no^?i le^n
ddu+o+.c... 
Mo^.t ngu+o+`i no'i the^m: 
- La(.n ho+n mo^.t na(m ro^`i gio+` mo+'i tha^'y ma(.t. La~o luye^.n
tha^.t, nhu+ng e kho^ng be^`n. 
To^i cho.n mo^.t buo^?i sa'ng trong tua^`n dde^? dde^'n ta^.p. 
DDe^? phu.c ho^`i ddo^i cha^n sau nhu+~ng na(m da`i ngu+ng tre^., co'
hai ca'ch co' the^? la`m: hoa(.c to.ng tha^.t nhie^`u thuo^'c ta(ng
lu+.c va` tung hu+'ng ca'c qua? ta. lo+'n nha^'t - nhu+ng trong
tru+o+`ng ho+.p na`y thi` qua? kho^ng the^? ddo^.ng thu? no^?i hai nga`y
dda^u, hoa(.c la` a'p du.ng chie^'n thua^.t "phu.c ho^`i da^`n da^`n sau
khi bi. cha^'n thu+o+ng". To^i cho.n ca'ch thu+' hai vo+'i ta^'t ca?
nhu+~ng tinh te^' cu?a no'. Nghi~a la` ba('t dda^`u na^ng ca'c qua? ta.
nhe. va` ta^.p co duo^~i ba('p thi.t tu+` tu+`, ma('t nhi`n ve^` cho^'n
xa xa(m... Cha(?ng ma^'y cho^'c mo.i ngu+o+`i dda~ dde^? y' dde^'n to^i.
Cha(?ng ai co`n nghi ngo+` su+'c nam nhi cu?a to^i nu+~a. 
Sau ga^`n nu+?a gio+` ta^.p, to^i ddi sang nga`i Usinor - Sacilor, tu+'c
ca'i ma'y thu+? su+'c. Ma'y dde^` nghi. vo+'i to^i: 
- Anh thu+? su+'c vo+'i to^i chu+' ? 
Nghe va^.y to^i chi? muo^'n va('t gio` le^n co^? ma` tro^'n tho^i,
nhu+ng kho^ng hie^?u sao to^i la.i dda'p: 
- DDu+o+.c tho^i ! 
Ma'y sa('p xe^'p le^n ba`n na^ng mo^.t so^' lu+o+.ng ddi~a ddu? dde^?
che^' ta.o mo^.t xe ho+i nho?. No' no'i: 
- Xin mo+`i ! 
To^i tu+. nhu?: "Ta pha?i cho ga~ na`y bie^'t the^' na`o la` le^~ ddo^.
chu+'". 
Sa'ng ho^m sau, tay to^i ddau cu+'ng dde^'n no^~i kho^ng the^? ca^`m
ba`n cha?i dda'nh ra(ng. Nhu+ng to^i vui su+o+'ng tho?a ma~n khi nghi~
ra(`ng buo^?i ta^.p chi? to^'n va`i franc. Vo+'i la.i to^i dda~ quye^'t
se~ tro+? la.i thi dda^'u va`o na(m sau. Co`n gio+`, ha~y ddo+.i dda^'y
! 
N.T.DDA (Theo Se'lection)