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Re: [jokes] truye^.n cu+o+`i sinh vie^n Nga / Viet nam




Ma^'y truye^.n cu+o+`i sinh vie^n tru+o+`ng mo+` gu cu?a ba'c 
So+n hay la+'m. O+? dda^y cha+'c cu~ng co' nhie^`u ba'c tu+`ng 
ho.c Dda.i ho.c o+? nha` co' ca? kho ta`ng jokes cu?a sinh vie^n 
Viet nam. Ba'c na`o nho+' hoa+.c ta^`m su+u ddu+o+.c post le^n 
cho vui. Chuye^.n sinh vie^n Vie^.t ta thi` sin cos thi` i't ma` 
a+n uo^'ng thi` nhie^`u ( vi` kho^ng co' a+n). Tui xin go'p vui 
mo^.t chuye^.n.

Nga`y tru+o+'c, sinh vie^n toa`n a+n co+m ta^.p the^?. Dde^'n
bu+~a thi` ca+'p ca+.p lo^`ng dde^'n dde^'n nha` be^'p xa+'p
ha`ng dde^? la^'y sua^'t co+m ro^`i mang ve^` pho`ng. Mo^~i 
ngu+o+`i chu+`ng hai ba't vo+i, it' cuo^.ng rau muo^'ng luo^.c va` 
1 ba't canh rau to nha^'t. Cuo^'i tua^`n co' ca?i thie^.n chu't ddi?nh.
Mo^.t ho^m hai ba.n sinh vie^n, mo^.t Ba'ch Khoa, mo^.t To^?ng
ho+.p ga+.p nhau ke^? chuye^.n ti`nh hi`nh ca?i thie^.n. 
SV Ba'ch Khoa: 
Ho^m ddo', to+' ddang bu+ng ba't co+m o? tru+o+'c hie^n ta^`ng 3 
Gio' tho^?i to, to+' dda~ ghi`m ma.nh ddo^i ddu~a. The^' ma`
mie^'ng thi.t mo?ng qua' tuo^.t ca? kho?i ddu~a ro+i xuo^'ng dda^'t. 
Tie^'c ddu+'t ca? ruo^.t
SV To^?ng ho+.p: 
The^' a`. Ho^m ddo' to+' cu~ng a+n tre^n ta^`ng 3. Mie^'ng thi.t cu~ng
ro+i xuo^'ng dda^'t. Tie^'c qua', to+' cha.y xuo^'ng ta^`ng 1 
the^' ma` no' va^~n co`n lo+ lu+?ng o+? ta^`ng 2.

Cheers,	Long.