[Va(n ho'a] Ta(.ng hoa la` mo^.t nghe^. thua^.t (fwd)

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

La`m gi` co' chuye^.n phu. nu+~ kho^ng ta(.ng hoa dda`n o^ng! Ba'c
na`o vie^'t ba`i na`y ma` no'i tha'nh no'i tu+o+'ng ghe^ qua'. Ha.i anh 
em ro^`i.

"Hoa ho^`ng ddo? la` ma`u cu?a du.c vo.ng"!!???!? :-)


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>From proxy098:

Ta(.ng hoa la` mo^.t nghe^. thua^.t

Ta(.ng hoa nha^n di.p: sinh nha^.t, le^~ cu+o+'i, le^~ hu+'a ho^n, nga`y
ky? nie^.m, mu+`ng tha`nh co^ng, mu+`ng ngu+o+`i tha^n sinh con, nha^n
nga`y khai tru+o+`ng, dde^? ca'm o+n mo^.t bu+~a tie^.c ddu+o+.c mo+`i
du+., dde^? chu'c mo^.t ngu+o+`i ba.n bi. ddau o^'m mau cho'ng phu.c
ho^`i su+'c khoe?, dde^? to? su+. bie^'t o+n, to? ti`nh, cu'ng le^~....
Tuy nhie^n kho^ng pha?i ai trong chu'ng ta cu~ng bie^'t ca'ch ta(.ng hoa
cho ddu'ng nghi thu+'c va` phe'p li.ch su+. (ddo+n gia?n vi` nghi thu+'c
na`y mang ti'nh ca'ch phu+o+ng Ta^y nhie^`u ho+n ti'nh ca'ch Vie^.t
Nam). DDo.c ddu+o+.c trong mo^.t ba`i ba'o ve^` ca'ch thu+'c ta(.ng hoa,
to^i muo^'n vie^'t la.i dde^? chu'ng ta cu`ng tham kha?o, bie^'t dda^u
la.i ho.c ddu+o+.c mo^.t ddie^`u gi` hay ma` co' the^? a'p du.ng trong
nhu+~ng di.p le^~ Te^'t.

Khi ta(.ng hoa, ca'c ba.n ca^`n lu+u y' nhu+~ng nghi thu+'c sau:

Kho^ng ta(.ng hoa khi dde^'n tham ngu+o+`i ddang buo^`n (tha^'t ba.i
trong la`m a(n, trongti`nh duye^n, thi ro+'t....)

Khi ta(.ng hoa ca^`n chu' y':
+      Tha(m tha^n nha^n na(`m be^.nh vie^.n hay nha` ba?o sanh, chi?
ne^n ta(.ng loa.i hoa co' mu`i nhe.. To^'t nha^'t la` chi? ne^n ta(.ng
hoa lu'c be^.nh nha^n hoa(.c sa?n phu. dda~ ve^` nha`.

+      Phu. nu+~ kho^ng ta(.ng hoa cho dda`n o^ng, tru+` khi ngu+o+`i
ddo' tha^.t cao tuo^?i. Ne^'u ta(.ng hoa, cha(?ng ha.n dde^? to? lo`ng
bie^'t o+n sau khi ddi du+. tie^.c, thi` ngu+o+`i phu. nu+~ pha?i gu+?i
hoa dde^'n cho vo+. cu?a gia chu?.

+      Khi ddu+o+.c mo+`i ddi du+. tie^.c, to^'t nha^'t ne^n gu+?i hoa
dde^'n tru+o+'c ke`m theo mo^.t danh thie^'p ga('n tre^n bo' hoa. Tra'nh
lu'c dde^'n mo+'i ddem hoa to+'i, vi` nhu+ va^.y s4 la`m cho chu? nha^n
ddang ba^.n tie^'p kha'ch pha?i bo? kha'ch cha.y ddi kie^'m mo^.t lo.
hoa dde^? ca('m va`o. Chu? nha` kho^ng bao gio+` que^n dda(.t lo. hoa
(do kha'ch gu+?i to+'i) o+? cho^~ de^~ tha^'y va` trang tro.ng.

+      Ne^'u la^`n dda^`u ba.n ddu+o+.c mo+`i ddi du+. tie^.c cu?a mo^.t
chu? nha` chu+a quen bie^'t tru+o+'c, ba.n kho^ng ca^`n gu+`i hoa dde^'n
tru+o+'c. Nhu+ng trong vo`ng 24 gio+` sau khi ve^` nha`, ba.n ha~y gu+?i
dde^'n chu? nha` mo^.t bo' hoa ke`m theo ddo^i lo+`i ca'm o+n va` khen
ngon (vie^'t cha^n tha`nh) thi` ddo' la` mo^.t cu+? chi? li.ch su+. la`m
chu? nha` ca?m ki'ch.

+      Kho^ng bao gio+` ta(.ng hoa vo+'i so^' lu+o+.ng cha(~n.

+      Kho^ng ta(.ng hoa cho ngu+o+`i so^'ng o+? no^ng tho^n.

Ne^'u trong pho`ng la`m vie^.c co' nhie^`u ngu+o+`i, ca^`n chu' y' so+?
thi'ch cu?a nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i kha'c khi ddem hoa va`o pho`ng, nha^'t la`
loa.i hoa co' mu`i ha(ng.

+      Ca^`n bie^'t ngo^n ngu+~ cu?a ca'c loa.i hoa dde^? tra'nh ta(.ng
hoa kho^ng pha?i ca'ch: Khi ta(.ng hoa cho mo^.t em ga'i nho? tuo^?i,
kho^ng ta(.ng hoa ho^`ng ddo? (ma`u cu?a du.c vo.ng), hay ta(.ng hoa
ca^?m chu+o+'ng, hoa cu'c (bie^?u tu+o+.ng cu?a ti`nh ye^u). Cu~ng vi`
va^.y, ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng kho^ng ta(.ng hoa ho^`ng ddo? cho ngu+o+`i
phu. nu+~ co' cho^`ng. DDe^'n tha(m ngu+o+`i ye^u, kho^ng ta(.ng hoa
margueite (bie^?u tu+o+.ng cu?a su+. ly bie^.t).

+      Hoa hue^. chi? du`ng ddi cu'ng, ddi dda'm gio^~.

+      Kho^ng du`ng hoa ma`u sa(.c so+~ khi ddi du+. dda'm tang ngu+o+`i
nho? tuo^?i.

+      Hoa Phong Lan la` loa.i hoa quy'. DDa`m o^ng li.ch su+., galant
thu+o+`ng cho.n loa.i hoa na`y dde^? ta(.ng phu. nu+~.