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[Jokes] Dog, Monkey & Man !?




God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up 
to sundown, carring heavy bags on your back, you'll eat grass, you will 
not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!

The donkey answered: I'll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, 
give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.

God created the dog and told him: You will look after the men house, you 
will be his best friend, you will eat whatever they give you and you 
will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!

The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God 
gave him 10 years.

God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from brach to branch, 
you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 
years.

The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 
years.  And God agreed.

Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only 
rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control 
other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 
years.

The man answered: God, I'll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, 
why don't you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years 
that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.

That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, the 
he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and 
carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 
15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is 
given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a 
monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing 
silly things to amuse the grandchildren.