She comes back ???

[Dan Vo <Dan.Vo@m.cc.utah.edu>]

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debate tie^'p...
Classic version:       If you love someone,
                       Set her free...
                       If she comes back, she's yours,
                       If she doesn't, she's never was...
New version:
1) Pessimist:
If you love someone
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

2) Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.

3) Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, GO GET HER !

4) C++ programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she-free()
if(m_she==NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

5) Possesive:
If you love someone,
Set her free ? NEVER !!! He...llo !!!

6) Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we charge her for re-installation fees
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade...

7) Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was impropable anyway.

8) Shwarzennegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK !!!

9) Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve

10) Animal-Rights Activist:
If oyu love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free !!!

11) Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again...?????

12) Hunter:
If you ove someone,
Set her free...
Don't even wait whether she comes back,
go hunt her down !!!

13) Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back within some time,
Forget her...

14) Weatherman:
If you love someone, 
Set her free
If she comes back, she's back !
If she doesn't...WHO CARES !!!

15) Sore-looser
If you love someone,
Let her go,
If she comes back, dump her !
If she doesn't, make up a bad stories about her

16) Pathetic:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, okey !
If she doesn't, HOW COULD HER !!!
                                  ( Vuu, Paul T )


Cheers,
Da^n.