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From TVN: RE: 10$: co' hay kho^ng co' la` ca'i gi`?



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E^ bac Nghia, 

        Kho^ng bie^'t ca'c ba'c ddang ba`n chuye^.n gi` ma`
msg cu?a ba'c Nghi~a co' ve? ho+i "chua". :-)  Tui chu+a
tha^'y ba'c na`y chua bao gio+` tu+` ho^`i co`n o+? trong
vnsa. Nhu+ng ba'c Nghia, tui pha?i ddi'nh chi'nh 1 ddie^`u
la`:

>Vie^.c to^i cho tie^`n la` vie^.c to^i CHA^'P NHA^.N vie^.c ho^'i lo^.,
>kho^ng co' nghia~ la` u?ng ho^.. To^i bie^'t la` to^i kho^ng thay
>ddo^?i ddu+o+.c le^` tho'i dda~ co', va` to^i cha^'p nha^.n no'. Co`n
>ho+n la` ca'c ba'c na`o (to^i kho^ng a'm chi? ai he^'t nhu+ng qua?
>tha^.t co' nhu+~ng tru+o+`ng ho+.p the^', xin va`o ddo.c ba`i ba'c Tuan
>V Nguyen vie^'t ve^` chuye^'n ddi VN la^`n tru+o+'c) le^n tie^'ng
>chu+?i ru?a nhu+ng khi dde^'n sa^n bay thi` cun cu't cho 5-10$ va`o,
>thi?nh thoa?ng la.i da^'m du'i xem, lo lo la('ng la('ng kho^ng bie^'t
>ra sao. 

Tui co' chu+?i bo+'i gi` HQ trong loa.t ba`i "Chuye^.n VN"
dda^u.  Ba'c no'i va^.y oan cho tui qua'.  Tui ddi lu.c la.i
archive va` tha^'y mi`nh dda~ vie^'t nhu+ va^`y trong lu'c bi.
anh chi. HQ "ddi`":

"         Ca?m gia'c xu'c ddo^.ng cha(?ng bao la^u, to^i 
la.i pha?i ddu+o+ng dda^`u vo+'i thu+.c te^' phu? pha`ng 
ho+n: la`m thu? tu.c ha?i quan. Tru+o+'c khi xuo^'ng ma'y 
bay, to^i dda~ ho?i va`i ngu+o+`i la` gia' "qua`" lu'c 
na`y bao nhie^u. Ai cu~ng no'i la` $5. Tuy ho?i the^', 
nhu+ng to^i quye^'t chi' kho^ng cho qua`, vi` kho^ng co' 
ly' do gi` pha?i la`m va^.y. Khi dde^'n tri`nh hai anh 
chi. ha?i quan, ho. dduo^?i to^i ddi chu.p hi`nh vi` 
to^i kho^ng co' hi`nh (va^.y ma` cha? ai da(.n do` gi` 
to^i ve^` ca'i khoa?n na`y ca?). To^i dde^'n cho^~ chu.p 
hi`nh cu~ng nhu+ ha`ng tra(m kha'ch kha'c cu`ng ca?nh 
ngo^.. Co^ chu.p hi`nh ma(.t la.nh nhu+ dda' va` hi`nh 
nhu+ ca? ddo+`i co^ a^'y kho^ng bie^'t cu+o+`i la` gi`. 
Co^ ta ra le^.nh cho to^i ngo^`i xuo^'ng va` chu.p nghe 
ca'i "co^'p". Trong lu'c process ca'i a?nh, co^ ta no'i 
(nguye^n va(n): "DDu+a hai chu.c nga`n dda^y chu+'!", 
To^i loay hoay ddu+a co^ ta 20,000 ddo^`ng va` ho?i hi`nh 
na`y dde^? la`m gi` thi` la.i ddu+o+.c ca^u tra? lo+`i: "Ai 
bie^'t ddu+o+.c, ho?i ma^'y o^ng a^'y dda^'y". To^i la.i 
xin ca'i stapler dde^? ddo'ng hi`nh va`o gia^'y, co^ ta 
qua(ng ca'i stapler mo^.t ca'i "ra^`m" va` cha? no'i 
cha? ra(`ng gi` ca?. To^i ca'm o+n co^ ta va` quay la.i 
xe^'p ha`ng tri`nh ha?i quan.

         Chi? hai ba phu't, thu? tu.c HQ dda~ xong. Anh 
cha`ng HQ ddu+a to^i ca'i passport va` va`i to+` gia^'y 
kha'c. Nhu+ng to^i chu+a ki.p la^'y gia^'y to+` thi` anh 
ta  la^'y la.i. To^i ho?i ta.i sao thi` anh ta kho^ng 
tra? lo+`i ma` chi? no'i "Anh cho+` chu't", va` tie^'p 
tu.c la`m thu? tu.c cho kha'ch kha'c. Lu'c na`y, to^i 
dda~ qua kho?i phi'a tru+o+'c ba`n va` ddang ddu+'ng phi'a 
sau ba`n ne^n to^i co' the^? bie^'t ho. ddang la`m gi` 
vo+'i gia^'y to+` cu?a mi`nh. To^i tha^'y chi. ngo^`i 
be^n ca.nh anh ta dda'nh te^n to^i va`o ca'i computer 
(co' le~ la` PC) va` ha`ng chu+~ "Kiem tra khach, xin 
cho". A`, thi` ra ho. ddang kie^?m tra to^i. Trong khi 
ma'y computer ddang "kiem tra", to^i la.i ddo`i passport 
dde^? ddi nha^.n ha`nh ly', nhu+ng anh ta va^~n mo^.t 
ca^u "Anh cho+` chu't" ma` kho^ng no'i ly' do gi`, 
trong lu'c ha`nh kha'ch he^'t ngu+o+`i na`y to+'i 
ngu+o+`i kha'c ra mo^.t ca'ch e^m xuo^i. Khoa?ng ba 
phu't sau, to^i tha^'y ma'y computer hie^.n ha`ng 
chu+~ "Kiem tra khach xong, cho khach vao", va` ho. 
mo+'i chi.u tra? gia^'y to+` cho to^i. Sau na`y ho?i 
ngu+o+`i quen mo+'i bie^'t dda^y la` hi`nh thu+'c 
pha.t va` la`m "que^" to^i vi` to^i dda~ kho^ng co' 
qua`. Nhu+ng to^i kho^ng tha^'y que^ gi` ca? ma` 
co`n tu+. ha`o dda~ kho^ng tie^'p tay vo+'i bo.n  
ba^'t lu+o+ng. "

Va` dde^'n ddoa.n bi. xe't ha`nh ly': 

"       Vi` cha? co' mang gi` nhie^`u va` dde^`u na(`m 
trong gio+'i ha.n cu?a nha` nu+o+'c, ne^n to^i cha? 
bi. ha.ch ho?i gi` ca?. Nha^n vie^n HQ chi? xem qua 
va`i cuo^'n sa'ch, ca^`m chay ru+o+.u va` va`i ca^y 
thuo^'c la', ho?i ma^'y ca^u vo+' va^?n nhu+ "Anh ddi 
nu+o+'c ngoa`i bao la^u ro^`i ?", "Anh mo+'i ve^` a` ?", 
"Anh se~ o+? VN bao la^u ?", etc. Chi? sau 5 phu't, 
to^i dda~ ra kho?i co^?ng HQ va` tay ba('t ma(.t 
mu+`ng vo+'i tha^n nha^n ddang ddu+'ng cho+` o+? 
ngoa`i tu+` ... 10 gio+` sa'ng!

" Cu~ng ca^`n no'i the^m la` ho^m ddo', tui co'
chu+'ng kie^'n mo^.t vu. cu~ng vui vui ngay ta.i phi
tru+o+`ng.  Ddu+'ng phi'a tru+o+'c to^i la` mo^.t o^ng
cu. co' ma~ VK ro~ ra`ng, hie^`n la`nh va` nghie^m
nghi..  Trong khi cu. ddu+o+.c xe't ha`nh ly' bo+?i HQ,
kho^ng bie^'t HQ ho. ddo`i gi` ma` o^ng cu. no^?i no'ng
la lo+'n le^n (ca? vu`ng dde^`u nghe ro~) ba(`ng gio.ng
Ba('c ky` 54: 

"Gio+`i o+i, dda~ cho dda(`ng kia ro^`i ma` 
         co`n cho dda(`ng na`y nu+~a sao?"

To^i tha^'y la^.p tu+'c anh cha`ng HQ nhanh nhe.n
xe^'p la.i ha`nh ly' cho cu. va` ba?o cu. ra ngoa`i mau
ddi!  Hehehe, co' khi la la`ng le^n ma` ho. so+. dda^'y
chu+'.

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Tuan V Nguyen

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