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Various content snippets courtesy of Bluth Ipsum.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.