truyen cuoi

[Tran Cong So <ot003968@bkc.ritsumei.ac.jp>]

It's too hard

Ba nu+~ tu bu+o+'c va`o cu+?a Heaven, nhu+ng muo^'n ddu+o+.c o+? ha(?n =
tre^n ddo' pha?i qua ky` sa't ha.ch do chi'nh God ho?i dde^? kie^?m tra =
su+. trinh tra('ng cu?a ca'c na`ng. God ho?i nu+~ tu thu+' nha^'t:
- Co^ cho bie^'t ai la` ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` dda^`u tie^n tre^n tra'i =
dda^'t.
- Eva - Nu+~ tu tra? lo+`i lu+u loa't.
God vui lo`ng dde^? nu+~ tu ddu+o+.c o+? tre^n Heaven va` ho?i co^ thu+' =
hai.
- Co`n ai la` ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng dda^`u tie^n tre^n tra'i dda^'t.
- Adam.
God ra^'t ha`i lo`ng ve^` ca^u tra? lo+`i ddo' va` ho?i tie^'p nu+~ tu =
thu+' 3.
- Ca^u dda^`u tie^n Eva no'i vo+'i Adam la` gi`?
Nu+~ tu vo^ cu`ng lu'ng tu'ng va` la^?m ba^?m: Oh, It's too hard.
God vo^ cu`ng nga.c nhie^n ve^` ca^u tra? lo+`i chi'nh xa'c cu?a nu+~ tu =
va` na`ng ddu+o+.c quye^`n o+? la.i Heaven.

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* Skin
While a maid was making the bed, she saw one thing that caused the great =
embarrasment of the mitress. The mitress' face turned into red and she =
wanted to get out of this situation by asking the maid: "You've never =
used it before, haven't you?". "Oh, I do, but I never skin it."

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Mo'n a(n gi` nga`y 1/6
Ba` me. ddi ddo'n con o+? nha` tre? ve^` va` ho?i con trai:
- Ho^m nay 1/6 co^ gia'o cho con a(n gi`?
Ca^.u con tra? lo+`i :
- Co^ gia'o cho a(n ca'i gi` nhu+ ca'i ta(m ca('m va`o ha.t ga.o a^'y.
Ba` me. kho^ng lua^.n ddu+o+.c ra va` ddi va`o cho+. ho?i ca^.u con
- The^' con co' the^? chi? cho me. bie^'t trong na`y co' mo'n ddo' =
kho^ng?
DDu'ng lu'c ddo' ca^.u con trai nhi`n tha^'y me. ddang mua gia' ve^` =
sa`o thi` ca^.u ta tho^'t le^n:
- A dda^y ro^`i ddu'ng no' dda^'y a..
.....

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Mo^.t ma^'t mo^.t co`n

Sa'ng thu+' ba?y, to^i go.i ddie^.n cho ba.n mo+`i anh chu? nha^.t sang =
cho+i.
DDa^`u da^y be^n kia ca^.u con trai tra? lo+`i: Bo^' cha'u ddang tro^ng =
me. cha'u na(`m vie^.n.
To^i su+?ng so^'t! Ca'ch dda^y 2 ho^m co`n ga(.p me. cha'u ddi la`m co+ =
ma`.
DDu+o+.c cha'u cho ddi.a chi?, to^i pho'ng xe dde^'n vie^.n K, ti`m le^n =
khoa ngoa.i B pho`ng 2.
Nhi`n tha^'y anh ba.n ma(.t he'o nhu+ ba'nh dda nhu'ng nu+o+'c, co`n =
vo+. a'nh na(`m da'n xuo^'ng giu+o+`ng, na`o o^'ng truye^`n dda.m, na`o =
chai hu't di.ch, ca'c be^.nh nha^n kha'c mo^~i ba` xa'ch 1 chai cu+' =
nhu+ ho^`i nho? tuo^?i cho+i ca' cho.i va^.y...
- Na`y, ba` xa~ ca^.u be^.nh chi ddo'... (To^i ho?i).
- a`, bi. kho^'i u o+? ngu+.c. Gia'o su+ va` ca'c ba'c si~ dda~ phay =
phe'ng mo^.t be^n ro^`i.
- The^' thu+.c tra.ng hie^.n ra sao?
- DDa.i dde^? la`: "Mo^.t ma^'t mo^.t co`n" !

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Co' hai ngu+o+`i mo^.t trai mo^.t ga'i ddang ngo^`i no^'i chuye^.n be^n =
ho^` Hoa`n Kie^'m. Hai ngu+o+`i la(.ng ddi mo^.t la't. Ngu+o+`i con ga'i =
ho?i ngu+o+`i con trai:
- Anh ddang nghi~ gi` va^.y?
- Anh ddang nghi~ ca'i ma` em nghi~ - Ngu+o+`i con trai dda'p la.i
- Anh ma` cha.m va`o ngu+o+`i to^i thi` to^i la le^n dda^'y - Ngu+o+`i =
con ga'i hoa?ng ho^'t
- ........?

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Tra'i tha'nh thie^.n

Mo^.t ho^m me. be^` tre^n nhi`n tha^'y mo^.t nu+~ tu si~ tre? ddang ddi =
vo+'i ve? ma(.t ra^'t la` vui su+o+'ng. Me. be^` tre^n ho?i : " Sao ho^m =
nay chu'a ban cho con gi` ma` con co' ve? vui su+o+'ng va^.y?"
Nu+~ tu si~ tre? tra? lo+`i: " Thu+a me., ho^m nay la^`n dda^`u tie^n =
con ddu+o+.c bie^'t tra'i tha'nh thie^.n la` gi`"
Me. be^` tre^n nga.c nhie^n:" Tra'i tha'nh thie^.n...."
Nu+~ tu si~: " Ho^m nay con ra vu+o+`n tha^'y ba'c la`m vu+o+`n ddang =
ta('m, co`n tha^'y mo^.t thu+' la. chu+a bao gio+` con nhi`n tha^'y. Con =
ho?i ba'c la`m vu+o+`n thi` ba'c ba?o ddo' la` tra'i tha'nh thie^.n. =
Ba'c con cho con so+` va`o tra'i tha'nh thie^.n ddo'...."
Me. be^` tre^n: " Con o+i! con dda~ bi. tha(`ng la`m vu+o+`n no' lu+`a =
ro^`i. Ho^`i xu+a ba(`ng tuo^?i con, me. cu~ng kho^ng bie^'t ddi ho?i =
no' thi` no' ba?o ddo' la` ca'i ke`n,me. tu+o+?ng tha^.t tho^?i ca? =
tie^'ng ddo^`ng ho^` ma` no' cha(?ng ra a^m ddie^.u na`o ca?..."

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