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Rants
Snow: Bane of Sanity
I'll be the first to admit I don't have much experience with snow. Having lived in Tucson most of my life, I've only rarely seen the powdery devil. I used to think it was a wonderful thing, all fluffy and pretty. That perception changed drastically after having moved to Wisconsin due to the following:
Car getting stuck going up hill
Car skidding going down hill
Car skidding while turning
Car skidding while going straight
Car skidding into side of road and getting stuck
Attempting to push said car, slipping on ice, and falling face first into dirty snow
Crossing the street, slipping on ice, and falling face first into dirty snow
Talking and walking down the sidewalk, slipping on ice, etc.
Standing still, slipping on ice, etc.
Discovering that cold weather = severe headaches
Discovering that thick, bulky jackets, mittens and hats aren't just a fashion statement
Snow, for all its beauty, is damned inconvenient. Driving in snow is like driving with a gimpy leg. Walking in snow is enough to give one a gimpy leg. Just standing in snow is enough to give me a headache. The worst part is that, contrary to common sense and indeed, a sane universe, its actually warmer when its snowing. How insanely stupid is that? How anyone can actually enjoy this sort of weather is beyond me.
I used to complain about the Tucson heat and how miserably unbearable it was. Now I complain about the Wisconsin chill and how miserably unbearable it is. Maybe I just like to complain. Or maybe I'd like to live in a place without freaking temperate extremes.
Just my $0.02.
Its SIVlan, dammit, v BEFORE l
This is my pet-online-peeve. I often go by the moniker " Sivlan " whilst online, be it for games or chat. Yet everytime some smacktard goes and calls me Silvan. Silvan is a gross misspelling of sylvan or, more recently, a weak-willed Silvansti elf noble in the Dragonlance War of Soul's trilogy. I am neither a weak willed elf noble nor a grove of pretty trees so stop calling me one.
Where'd I get the name from? Simple, I made it up from SIlVer and LAN (as in Local Area Network). Why such an odd combination? I needed a name for a quick D & D character creation and those were the first two words that popped into my mind. I didn't even consider its close relation to silvan, but I'll be damned if I change it now.
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