[Humor] Funny UNIX commands (fwd)

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

Try these command, folks :-)!

 Funny UNIX csh/sh commands:
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> % cat "food in cans"
> cat: can't open food in cans
>
> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
>
> % rm God
> rm: God nonexistent
>
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
>
> % ^^How did the sex change operation go? ^^
> Modifier failed.
>
> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
> would I have?
> Too many ('s.
>
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >
>
> % sleep with me
> bad character
>
> % got a light?
> No match.
>
> % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
> Too many arguments.
>
> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
>
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
>
> /* not csh but sh */
> $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
>
> $ drink <bottle; opener
> bottle: cannot open
> opener: not found