Re: [Humor] Funny UNIX commands (fwd)

[Aiviet Nguyen <aiviet@cat.syr.edu>]

Very good!

On Wed, 12 Mar 1997, AnHai Doan wrote:

> 
> Try these command, folks :-)!
> 
>  Funny UNIX csh/sh commands:
>  ===========================
> 
> > % cat "food in cans"
> > cat: can't open food in cans
> >
> > % nice man woman
> > No manual entry for woman.
> >
> > % rm God
> > rm: God nonexistent
> >
> > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> > Missing ].
> >
> > % ^^How did the sex change operation go? ^^
> > Modifier failed.
> >
> > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
> > would I have?
> > Too many ('s.
> >
> > % make love
> > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >
> >
> > % sleep with me
> > bad character
> >
> > % got a light?
> > No match.
> >
> > % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
> > Too many arguments.
> >
> > % !:say, what is saccharine?
> > Bad substitute.
> >
> > % %blow
> > %blow: No such job.
> >
> > /* not csh but sh */
> > $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
> > no sense in pretending!
> >
> > $ drink <bottle; opener
> > bottle: cannot open
> > opener: not found
> 
> 
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