Re: [Humor] Funny UNIX commands (fwd)

[Minh Vu Huynh <huynm000@goofy.zdv.Uni-Mainz.de>]

Hi,

I've tried these command and got the following:-(

goofy:~>make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
goofy:~>sleep with me
sleep: invalid time interval `with'
goofy:~>csh
% make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
% sleep with me
sleep: invalid time interval `with'
% exit
% goofy:~>ksh
h:w>make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
h:w>exit
goofy:~>rm God
rm: God: No such file or directory
goofy:~>


>Very good!
>
>On Wed, 12 Mar 1997, AnHai Doan wrote:
>
>> 
>> Try these command, folks :-)!
>> 
>>  Funny UNIX csh/sh commands:
>>  ===========================
>> 
>> > % cat "food in cans"
>> > cat: can't open food in cans
>> >
>> > % nice man woman
>> > No manual entry for woman.
>> >
>> > % rm God
>> > rm: God nonexistent
>> >
>> > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
>> > Missing ].
>> >
>> > % ^^How did the sex change operation go? ^^
>> > Modifier failed.
>> >
>> > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
>> > would I have?
>> > Too many ('s.
>> >
>> > % make love
>> > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. >
>> >
>> > % sleep with me
>> > bad character
>> >
>> > % got a light?
>> > No match.
>> >
>> > % man: why did you get a divorce? man::
>> > Too many arguments.
>> >
>> > % !:say, what is saccharine?
>> > Bad substitute.
>> >
>> > % %blow
>> > %blow: No such job.
>> >
>> > /* not csh but sh */
>> > $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
>> > no sense in pretending!
>> >
>> > $ drink <bottle; opener
>> > bottle: cannot open
>> > opener: not found
>> 
>> 
>>