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RE: Chuye^.n cu+o+`i (fwd)

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Subject: RE: Chuye^.n cu+o+`i (fwd)
From: Wayne <MNPHUNG@ntu.edu.sg>
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 20:54:21 -0500 (CDT)
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AnHai Doan,

Thank you for all the jokes. It is quite refreshing to read those among
other boring technical and political stuff.

Smile... it will increase your face value!

Wayne

>----------
>From: 	AnHai Doan[SMTP:anhai@cs.washington.edu]
>Sent: 	Wednesday, April 23, 1997 8:45 AM
>To: 	Multiple recipients of list
>Subject: 	Chuye^.n cu+o+`i (fwd)
>
>
>>From VKS:
>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 18:42:57 +-900
>From: Tran Cong So 
>
>Quen ca('t gia?m
>
>
>    Thu? tru+o+?ng go.i tru+o+?ng pho`ng TCHC:
>   -Na`y ca'i du+. tru` trang bi. la.i cho ca'i ho^.i tru+o+`ng co+ quan cu?a
>ca^.u to^i
>dda~ duy.e^t ro^`i dda^'y...
>   -TP ca^`m xem xong nga^.p ngu+`ng:
>   - Sao la.i ca('t nhie^`u the^' a. ?
>   -Pha?i quan ta^m dde^'n va^'n dde^` tie^'t kie^.m ca^.u a. .Na`y nhe' ca'i
>ho^.i tru+o+`ng cu?a
>ta cha(?ng to ta't gi` chi? ca^`n mua 1 gia`n loa.i 1 loa tho^i,ne^n to^i
>ca('t
>mo^.t.Ca^.u dde^` nghi. mua tivi 19 inh to^i gia?m xuo^'ng 10 inh .Co`n
>vie^.c gi` pha?i
>ma` mua to+'i ca'i dda^`u vi-de -o "Hai phai"! Tru+o+'c ma('t mua ta.m ca'i 1
>phai ma`
>du`ng...
>  -!!!
>
>------------------------------------
>Nhanh tri'
>
>  
>         
>Hai ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng ddi nguo+.c chie^`u .ga(.p nhau,mo^.t ngu+o+`i ho?i:
>-Anh co' tha^'y...?
>-Anh ma^'t chie^'c de'p?
>-Pha?i !
>-De'p da?
>-pha?i !
>-Va` kho^ng ddu+o+.c mo+'i?
>-ddu'ng ro^`i !
>-Ma`u dden chu+' gi` ?
>-Va^ng !
>-chie^'c de'p cu?a cha^n tra'i ?
>-DDu'ng qua' !
>-Nhu+ng ma` tu+`  khi ma^'t dde^'n gio+` o^ng co`n tha^'y no' nu+~a kho^ng ?
>-Tho^i ddu+`ng ddu`a nu+~a cho to^i xin...
>-Nhu+ng ma` to^i kho^ng tha^'y no' dda^u ca? !
>-Vi` sao o^ng bie^'t ro~ chie^'c de'p to^i ma^'t nhu+ va^.y ?
>Vi`...to^i nhi`n va`o chie^'c co`n la.i ma` o^ng ddang ddi.
>-!!!
>
>------------------------
>La^'y tie^`n dda^u
>
>
>    Nu+a? dde^m .Mo^.t ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` hoa`n toa`n khoa? tha^n ngo^`i va`o
>xe ta('c xi.anh
>ta`i xe^' tro+.n tro`n ma('t.
>-Sao chu+a nhi`n tha^'y dda`n ba` khoa?  tha^n bao gio+` a`? co^ ta ho?i.
>-o^` kho^ng ! Cha(?ng qua to^i nghi~,kho^ng bie^'t co^ la^'y tie^`n o+? dda^u
>dde^? tra? tie^`n
>xe.
>
>
>----------------------
>Anh chi? cho to^i
>
>
> Mo^.t nga`y va`o ca('t to'c ca.o Ra^u nhu+ng nha^.n tha^'y o^ng tho+. co`n
>say ru+o+.u ,ne^n
>ngu+o+`i ddo' cha^`n chu+` kho^ng muo^'n va`o.Tha^'y va^.y o^ng tho+. ca('t
>to'c ho?i:
>-Anh ca^`n gi`?
>-To^i muo^'n ca('t to'c ca.o ra^u nhu+ng... o^ng co`n say qua' .
>-Vie^.c gi` pha?i ba(n khoa(n,to^i ca.o cho anh ddu+o+.c ngay,chi? ca^`n anh
>chi? cho
>to^i bie^'t ma(.t cu?a anh o+? dda^u.
>
>---------------------------
>Cha^n ....
> DDe^? chua^?n bi. cho ho^.i khoe? cu?a huye^.n , xa~ no. ta^.p trung ca'c
>phu. la~o la.i .
>Vie^.c dda^`u tie^n la` ta^.p nha^'c cha^n cho dde^`u ma` ca'c cu. kho^ng
>pha^n bie^.t ddu+o+.c
>xem cha^n na`o la` pha?i , tra'i ne^n ddi lung tung ca? . Hua^'n luye^.n
>vie^n be`n
>buo^.c va`o cha^n pha?i mo^~i cu. mo^.t ca'i la.t va` da(.n :khi ho^ "cha^n
>co' la.t " thi`
>nha^'c cha^n co' la.t le^n , ho^ "cha^n kho^ng co' la.t" thi` nha('c cha^n
>kho^ng co' la.t
>le^n . Qua? nhie^n la` ma^'y nga`y sau , ca'c cu. ddi dde^`u ha(?n . Nga`y
>khai ma.c ,do
>Ban to^? chu+'c da(.n , khi ddi qua le^~ dda`i hua^'n luye^.n vie^n ho^ to
>"Mo^.t hai , mo^.t
>hai !" . Kho^ng hie^?u gi` ca? , ca'c cu. ddi le^.ch la.c ha`ng ngu~ . Hua^'n
>luye^.n
>vie^n be`n ho^ khe~ :"Cha^n co' la.t , cha^n kho^ng co' la.t !" The^' la`
>ca'c cu. ddi
>dde^`u ha(?n ra , hu`ng du~ng va` mie^.ng ho^ vang :"Cha^n co' la.t , cha^n
>kho^ng co'
>la.t !"
>.....
>
>---------------------------
>Vo^.i qua'
>
>Mo^.t ngu+o+`i ha`ng xo'm nhi`n tha^'y hai ngu+o+`i ca.nh nha` mi`nh ddang
>khie^ng mo^.t
>ngu+o+`i be^.nh ddi ca^'p cu+'u lie^`n ho?i tha(m:
> - Na`y anh o+i, co' na(.ng la('m kho^ng?
>Ngu+o+`i ddang khie^ng kia vu+`a tho+? vu+`a no'i:
> - To^i cu~ng kho^ng bie^'t nu+~a, lu'c ddi vo^.i qua' ne^n chu+a ca^n.
>
>---------------------------
>Ta('m cho giun
>
>Ca?nh sa't tie^'n dde^'n no'i vo+'i mo^.t ngu+o+`i ddang ngo^`i ca^u ca' be^n
>bo+` so^ng:
>- o+? dda^y ca^'m ca^u ca' dda^'y.
>- Va^ng to^i bie^'t
>- Sao o^ng va^~n ngo^`i ca^u? Xin mo+`i o^ng no^.p pha.t !
>- Kho^ng thu+a nga`i to^i chi? muo^'n ta('m cho con giun tho^i.
>- DDe^` nghi. o^ng cho xem con giun !
>- Xin mo+`i nga`i !
>- O^.ng va^~n bi. pha.t vi` con giun kho^ng ma(.c ddo^` ta('m, vi pha.m
>thua^`n phong my~
>tu.c.
>
>-----------------------------
>May cho anh dda^'y
>
>La^`n na`y thi` ddo^? vo+~ to ro^`i, ha`ng xo'm tha^'y hai vo+. cho^`ng to
>tie^'ng vo+'i nhau
>ki.ch lie^.t va` ba't ddi~a qua?ng ra vo+~ tan he^'t. 
>Ngu+o+`i vo+. xe^'p kha(n go'i va` xa'ch vali ddo'ng sa^`m cu?a bo? ra ddi.
>Va`i gio+` sau la.i tha^'y co^ na`ng quay tro+? la.i va` no'i to:
>-Anh co' so^' may dda^'y! Me. to^i vu+`a bo? ve^` nha` me. ba` a^'y.
>
>--------------------------------
>Giu'p ngu+o+`i co' mang
>
>Mo^.t co^ ga'i Pha'p xinh dde.p va^~y tay xin ddi nho+` xe giu+~a  ddu+o+`ng.
>Mo^.t tay
>doanh nha^n la'i xe mui tra^`n sang tro.ng ddo^~ la.i mo+`i co^ le^n xe:
>- Co^ co' bie^'t kho^ng, to^i thu+o+`ng xuye^n ddi la.i tre^n con ddu+o+`ng
>Paris-Lille
>trong tua^`n na`y. The^' la` la^`n thu+' tu+ to^i giu'p ddu+o+.c mo^.t
>ngu+o+`i phu. nu+~ co' mang
>.....
>- Nhu+ng em co' mang dda^u! Co^ ga'i pha?n ddo^'i.
>- o^`, Nhu+ng co^ dda~ to+'i Lille dda^u ...
>
>-------------------------------
>Gio.ng no'i ngo.t nga`o
>
>Nghe tin vo+. mi`nh ddu+o+.c cho.n la` : " ddie^.n thoa.i vie^n co' gio.ng
>no'i ngo.t
>nga`o", anh cho^`ng vo^.i va`ng go.i ddie^.n go.i ddie^.n dde^'n co+ quan
>chu'c mu+`ng. Mo^.t
>gio.ng trong tre?o vang le^n:
>- Alo^! Em nghe dda^y ! Xin lo^~i ai dda^`u da^y dda^'y a. ?
>- Anh dda^y...
>- Tro+`i dda^'t, o^ng dda^'y ha?, tu+o+?ng kha'ch ha`ng chu+', co' chuye^.n
>gi` no'i nhanh
>ddi...
>Anh cho^`ng la('c dda^`u tu+` tu+` buo^ng o^'ng no'i. 
>
>------------------------------
>Lua^.t giao tho^ng
>
>Trong gio+` thi la^'y ba(`ng la'i xe. Anh co^ng an ho?i co^ thi' sinh:
>- Xin co^ cho bie^'t the^' na`o la` ddu+o+`ng mo^.t chie^`u va` the^' na`o
>la` ddu+o+`ng  hai
>chie^`u?
>- Da. thu+a anh.. a` que^n thu+a tha^`y, ddu+o+`ng mo^.t chie^`u la`
>ddu+o+`ng chi? bi. dda^m
>va`o ddi't. Co`n ddu+o+`ng hai chie^`u la` ddu+o+`ng bi. dda^m ca? va`o
>dda^`u la^~n ddi't a..
>- ....
>
>-------------------------------
>Logic
>Mo^.t em ddi ti`m hie^?u thi. tru+o+`ng tho+`i trang dde^? vie^'t ba`i cho
>TTVN. 
>Sau va`i ho^m la(.n lo^.i, pha't hie^.n mo^.t ddie^`u la. va` ho?i anh chu?
>cu+?a ha`ng :
>- Anh o+i, ?
>+ Sao ?
>- Hi`nh nhu+ ma^'y ho^m nay gia' va'y le^n pha?i kho^ng ?
>+ DDang mo^'t em a..
>- The^' qua^`n he^'t mo^'t ha? anh, em tha^'y qua^`n ha. la('m .
>+ (cu+o+`i) Em cha? hie^?u gi` ca?, bao gio+` va'y le^n thi` qua^`n cu~ng
>xuo^'ng . o+? nha`
>em cu~ng the^' la` gi` !
>
>-------------------------------
>Mua gi` a(n? 
>
>Vo+. ddi cho+. ma~i kho^ng ve^`. Khi ve^` cho^`ng ba?o: 
>
>- Co^ ngu? o+? cho+. a`? 
>- DDa^u co', mua rau so+. kho^ng sa.ch, thi.t bo` so+. bo` ddie^n, thi.t
>lo+.n so+. thuo^'c
>ta(ng tro.ng ga^y ung thu+, thi.t ga` so+. bo+m nu+o+'c. 
>- The^' co^ mua gi`? 
>- Kho^ng mua gi` ca?. 
>
>Tie^'n Ho^`ng
>
>--------------------------------
>	ghen
>  Giu+~a tru+a na('ng , mo^.t ca^.u be' ddeo` mo^.t co^ be' tre^n mo^.t
>chie^'c xe dda.p mini
>be' ti'. Ve? ma(.t ca^.u be' co' ve? ra^'t bu+.c. DDang ddi ca^.u be' quay
>la.i no'i vo+'i co^
>be' :
> - Na`y, ta.i sao chie^`u ho^m qua em la.i ddi cho+i ddo^` ha`ng vo+'i
>tha(`ng lo+'p 2B
>ha????
>.....
>
>
>
>
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