[joke] Another Bill Gates joke

[Phan Anh Son <Phan@PGSM.HU>]

	Another Bill Gates joke (taken from the book "B.G. & the history of
MS")

	It was 1995. God informed in person Bill Clinton, Boris Yelcin and BG
that the last day of the world would come in 30 days.

	Bill Clinton broadcasted the new on TV: "I have a bad news & a good
news. The bad news is that the last day of the world will come in 30
days. The good news is that as we believed, God exists & we have 30 days
to pray for the Heaven"

	Boris Yelcin broadcasted the news on radio: "I have a bad news & a
worst news. The bad news is that the last day of the world will come in
30 days. The worst news is that to the contrary what we believed so far,
God exists so we have only 30 days to drink and then go to the Hell"

	BG shared the news with MS employees: "I have a good news & a better
one. The good news is that God considered me as improtant as Clinton &
Yelcin. The better news is that we don't have to deliver the Windows
'95"

Son,

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>Subject: 	[joke]Bill Gates in the Hell (fwd)
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>Subject: Bill Gates in the Hell=20
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>Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
>being sized up by St. Peter.
>
>"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
>send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
>by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also
>created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never
>done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want
>to go."
>
>Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
>
>St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if
>it will help your decision."
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>"Fine, but where should I go first?"
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>"I'll leave that up to you."
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>"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
>
>So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
>clearwaters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in
>the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the
>temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
>
>"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to
>see heaven!" "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
>
>Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
>playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
>Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
>
>"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
>
>"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
>
>So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>
>Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to
>see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill,
>shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being
>burned and tortured by demons.
>
>"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
>
>Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
>"This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago!
>I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place,
>with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the
>water?!???
>
>"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
>							Hung.
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>     "Bill Gate's daughter will be the best product from MS".
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