Vui mo^.t ti':-)

[HOANG ANH TUAN <hatuan@ictp.trieste.it>]

To^m dde^'n lo+'p muo^.n. Co^ gia'o ho?i:
- To^m, ta.i sao ho^m nay em la.i ddi ho.c muo^.n?
- Thu+a co^, vi` em pha?i da^~n con bo` ddu+.c dde^'n cho^~ con bo` ca'i 
a.,- To^m dda'p.
- The^' bo^' em dda^u? Bo^' em kho^ng la`m ddu+o+.c vie^.c a^'y hay sao?
Co^ gia'o ho?i tie^'p.
- Thu+a co^, ddu+o+.c a., nhu+ng em nghi~ dde^? con bo` ddu+.c la`m vie^.c 
a^'y thi` va^~n to^'t ho+n chu+' a.,- To^m dda'p.
Co^ gia'o: !!!

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Ta.i mo^.t cuo^.c thi hoa ha^.u, o+? pha^`n thi "U+'ng xu+?" gia'm kha?o 
ho?i mo^.t thi' sinh du+. thi:
- Co^ ha~y cho bie^'t su+. gio^'ng nhau va` kha'c nhau giu+~a ca'i lo^`ng 
chim va` ca'i va'y.
- Xin thu+a, su+. gio^'ng nhau giu+~a ca'i lo^`ng chim va` ca'i va'y la` 
chu'ng co' hi`nh da'ng hao hao nhu+ nhau, cha(?ng ha.n pha^`n tre^n nho?, 
pha^`n du+o+'i to ho+n,- co^ ga'i dda'p.
- To^'t. The^' chu'ng kha'c nhau the^' na`o? 
- Chu'ng kha'c nhau la`: lo^`ng chim khi mo+? thi` chim bay ra; co`n va'y 
khi mo+? thi`... chim bay va`o a.!
-!!!

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Co^ ga'i: Anh la`m o+n tha'o ca'i nha^~n o+? tay anh ra ddi, em tha^'y kho' 
chi.u qua'.
Cha`ng trai: DDo' kho^ng pha?i la` nha^~n dda^u, ma` la` ca'i ddo^`ng ho^` 
dda^'y.