Re: [lang] Ho.c va` gia?i ma~ tie^'ng Em

[AnHai Doan <anhai@cs.washington.edu>]

On Wed, 28 May 1997, Viet Hai NGUYEN wrote:

> Tien hoi luon cac bac: go-go tieng a(ng le^ co nghia bo'ng ba^?y gi
> kho^ng ? 
> 
> Co lan di choi Patpong, BKK, thay ngoai cua may cho to^i to^'i de GO-GO
> BAR hoi mot anh da o AIT lau nam thi duo.c giai thich dai loai go-go
> cung gan giong nhu "di" trong cau hoi cua co die^'m "co ddi kho^ng anh"
> trong truyen dda`o ngo.c ddo? moi dang gan day. 
> 
> Neu ddu'ng the thi toi cam doan chang co em nao dam noi "em bao anh
> ga^u ga^u" voi la.i "Sao anh cha(?ng ga^u ga^u?" dau, bac Hai a. :-)
> Hay la phu nu VN bay gio manh ba.o hon roi ...

Ba'c cu`ng te^n, ba'c no'i la`m to^i cho^.t da. Vu. "ga^u ga^u" na`y xin 
kho^ng co' y' kie^'n gi` the^m. Co`n vu. chi. em da.o na`y co' ma.nh ba.o 
hay kho^ng thi` co' nghe chuye^.n sau dda^y tu+` mo^.t ba'c o+? Seattle:

Ba'c na`y ke^? ra(`ng na(m ba'c co' mo^.t co^ "nghie^ng n'c nghie^ng tha`nh".
Mo^.t ho^m co' mo^.t anh cu~ng thuo^.c loa.i ra^'t du~ng ca?m xo^ng dde^'n
ta'n, ma~i thi` cu~ng ru? ddu+o+.c co^ na`y ddi xem phim. Hai ngu+o+`i ddi ra
dde^'n dda^`u pho^', tro+`i nha^.p nhoa.ng to^'i, co^ kia bo^~ng du+`ng la.i
quay dda^`u ba?o anh cha`ng "anh ho^n to^i ddi!". Anh kia ddo+` ngu+o+`i ra
ma^'t ma^'y gia^y chu+a ki.p pha?n u+'ng gi`. The^' la` co^ kia cho ngay
mo^.t ca'i ta't va`o ma(.t, ba?o "Anh he`n la('m, ca'i thu+' nhu+ anh la^`n
sau ddu+`ng dde^'n ru? to^i ddi cho+i nu+~a nhe'." Xong co^ ngoay ngoa?y bo?
ve^`. Anh kia nghe no'i ddo+` dda^~n ma^'t ma^'y tua^`n mo+'i la.i ho^`n. 

Co`n ve^` tu+` go, to^i kho^ng bie^'t no' co' nghi~a gi` kho^ng, nhu+ng 
tu+` come thi` co' dda^'y. Co' ca^u chuye^.n cu+o+`i nhu+ sau (dde^` 
nghi. ca'c ba'c ga'i kho^ng ddo.c):

A guy went to the doctor:
- Doc, please help me. I can't come.
- How come you can't come? You just came here.
- No, no, no. I can come here all right. I just can't come.


> VH
> 
> > Em ba?o anh ga^u ga^u
> > Sao anh kho^ng xi` to^'p?
> > Em ba?o anh ddu+`ng walk
> > Sao anh cha(?ng ga^u ga^u?
>