Joke

[dca@metz.une.edu.au]

An older couple, living apart, had been dating for a number of
years.  One day Elmer says to Betsy, "We should stop this 
nonsense.  We are paying two rents, two car insurance 
payments, buying separate foods and cooking separate 
meals.  We should move in together.

Betsy:  Whose house would we live in?

Elmer:  Mine, it is paid for.

Betsy:  Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?

Elmer:  Yours, it is newer and runs better than mine.

Betsy:  Who would do the cooking?

Elmer:  You cook and I'll do the dishes.

Betsy:  What about sex?

Elmer:  Infrequently.

Betsy:  Is that one word or two?