Joke

[dca@metz.une.edu.au]

Classes for men
1. How to find the vacuum
2. Yes, we call that an iron
3. If you want her to wear sexy uderwear, you've got to pay for it
4. Understading the female response to your coming home late
5. You-the weaker sex
6. Drooling at other women-yes there is a cure
7. PMT-feel it, cry about it, offer sympathy
8. How to stay awake after sex
9. The rubbish bin-taking it out
10. How to wrap your own sandwiches
11. Watching the footy all the weekend is not fun
12. Bragging about No. Twos-how not to
13. Remote control 101-overcoming your dependency
14. Remote control 102-it lives not on the TV
15. Romanticism-ideas other than sex
16. She does not want to hear your farts
17. Mother-in-laws:they are people too
18. The art of nappy changing
19. Separation anxiety-you don't need that beer
20. You too can host a dinner party
21. How to lose that beer gut
22. Techniques for calling home

Classes for women
1. Are you ready-definition of the word 'yes'
2. Elementary map reading
3. Basic car mechanics
4. Shopping 101-going without your man
5. Shopping 102-using your own credit card
6. Gaining three kilos vs the end of the world: a study in contrast
7. Gift-giving fundamentals (was: ties bad, pin-up girl calendar good)
8. Driving 101:introducing the manual transmission
9. Driving 102: checking the oil
10. Jealousy: doing without 
11. How to earn your own money
12. How to leave the toilet seat up
13. Why it's unacceptable to talk about the menstrual cycle during lunch
14. Nagging: an evil word
15. Sex is not a forum for playing dead
16. Silence: where no woman has gone before
17. The undiscovered side of banking deposit
18. Gossip sessions: stop being a bitch
19. Telephone skills: how to hang up
20. Water retention: fact or fat
21. Sex: it's for married couples too