(TOM) In order to get deeper into the mine, every once and a while we came to a big slide. We made like a human toboggan and slid down. I thought it might be cramped inside the mine, but it was huge and open. More like being a subway system. I guess they've had a lot of time to make it nice, since I believe it was operating before Columbus discovered America.

(ELIOT) I'm smiling as if this trip down the slide is fun, but the leather butt protector I was wearing had slipped and I was getting a hot ass.