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Re: Do the Dog
Que^n nu*~a, cai' ba'c Meo~ Donahoe tha'ch to*' dda<ng la' thu*
na`y cu?a ba'c a^'y le^n VNSA. Sa<~n ddang ba`n ve^` ma^'y ba'c
ca^`y to* ne^n to*' cho tri`nh la`ng luo^n the^? :))
Ian
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From: Peter Donahoe@RBS on 04/09/97 08:18 AM
Ian: Oh my God, how gross. Have you lost your senses? I can't
believe you would post something as tasteless and vulgar as this.
I lost my appetite after reading this and could barely eat my
dinner last night.
> Anyhow, it was quite a memorable meal. It also sparked off a
> series of "dog dish" jokes in our circle. Here are a few menu
> items that I can still remember, a la David Letterman:
>
> <drum roll, please...>
>
> #7 - Peking Dog
> #6 - Chihuahua Wings
> #5 - Hot & Sour Dog
> #4 - Lassie a Linguini
> #3 - Noodled Poodles
> #2 - Schnauzerkraut
>
> and... my all-time favorite:
>
> #1 - Golden Fried Retriever!!!
You show absolutely no sensitivity to Western tastes or
traditions. I'm only surprised you left "Muttloaf & Gravy" off
your list. Where did you learn about Western cooking, in the
company cafeteria? This list includes adaptations of none of the
classic American dishes, and indicates no understanding of the
subtleties of continental cuisine. Allow me...
Collie Cordon Bleu Teriyaki Terrier
Shih Tzu Champignon Irish (Setter) Stew
Cocker Spaniel Cacciatore Pointer Primavera
Blood(hound) Pudding Greyhound Au Gratin
Braised Boxer Brisket Samoyed Stroganoff
Pomeranian Parmagiana Pekingese Polonaise
Bulldog Bordelaise Akita Carbanara
Rolled Rottweiler Rib Roast German Shepherds Pie
Spit Roasted Spitz Corned Corgie & Cabbage
Schnauzer Schnitzel Mastiff Marengo
Boned Bassett Beagle au Bourguinonne
Alsatian a la King Great Dane Divan
Fox Terrier Tetrazinni Weimariner Milanese
And my favorite: Chow Chow Puppy Chow Mein
Now you're cookin' with gas!!!
Pete
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