A Joke (was Re: improvement of the English language by the Europeans ????)

[VietHai.Nguyen@di.epfl.ch (Viet Hai NGUYEN)]

Hi,

Toi xin go'p mot truyen nua~. Cho^m dduo.c o euro.jokes (?) cu~ng dda~
la^u cu`ng voi truyen bac Giang vu+`a gu?i nhung chang dam post o lab vi
bon noi tieng Y o dday hoi bi. ddo^ng. Bac na`o lo~m bo~m va`i ca^u
tieng Y' hoa.c qua ddo' roi chac do.c se nho la.i Italia.

happy laughing,
VH


     The manager
     Hotel Ritz
     Birmingham, England


     Dear Signore Direttore,

     Now I am a-tella you story how I was a-treated at Your hottella.
     I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to Birmingham and stay at your
     hottella.

     When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my beed, how can
     I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to recetione and
     tella "I wanna shit". They tella me "Go to toilet". I say, "No,
     No, I wanna shit in my bed". They say "You better not shit in your
     bed, you sonnawabitch". What is a sonnawabitch?

     I go down for breakfast into ristorante. I order bacon and eggs
     and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella
     waitress and pointa of toast: "I wann piss". She tella me: "Go to
     toilet". I say:  "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate". She then say
     to me: "You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabich.
     "Whats is a sonnawabitch?

     Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon an knife is laid
     out, but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock" and she tella
     me: "Shure everyone wanna fock". I tella her: No, no. You don't
     understand me. I wanna fock on the table". She tella me: "So you
     sonnawabich wanna fock on the table? Get your ass out of here". So
     I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this
     hotella no more. Whe I have paid the billa, the portier say to me:
     "Thank you and peace on you". I say: "Piss on you too sonnawabich.
     I go back to Italy. I never more comma stay your hotella no more,
     you sonnawabich


     Sincerely
     Rikardo Lutiano