LOST Character Card: Claire

Episode 105: Stupid, useless, and annoying.
Episode 110: Attention writers: your damsel in distress should not be so annoying as to make me root for the creepy villain.
Episode 215: Again, writers: a Claire-centric episode should not make me happy only because I get to see Ethan again.
Episode 218: Claire, Charlie is acting like a smack-addled pyschopath. I'm blaming you and the turnip.
Episode 303: Stupid Claire. Stupid turnip-headed child. Stupid subplots. I liked you better barefoot and pregnant.
Episode 312: Well, now we know that Jack must have inherited all his awesomeness genes from his mother, because Lord knows there's nothing on his father's side. Stupid Claire. Stupid birds.
Episode 318: Stupid Claire. Stupid illness.
Episode 321: Stupid Claire. Your only redeeming feature is that you help Charlie be awesome.
Episode 403: Oh, boo hoo, fuck you.
Episode 411: A trusted source says that you are probably dead and will never be heard from again. No offense, but I hope this is true.
Episode 414: Yay, Claire's with Christian and isn't every coming back!