- Desmond: Thank you for being the only couple on the show that doesn't make me retch. (407)
- Hurley ↑1: It's pretty cool that you came to see Sun's baby, dude. (407)
- Jin ↑1: Wow, I didn't know you could get Rosetta Stones tapes on the Island!
- Sawyer ↑4: Aw, Sawyer's being protective of Claire! How adorable.
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- Sayid ↓3: That's....that's a bummer, man. That's a bummer.
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- Ben ↑3: I want one of those telescoping batons.
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- Faraday: There aren't enough nervous science geeks on TV. (403)
- Kate ↓3: So did the "Kate wears a man's shirt and no pants for 20 minutes" episode air during sweeps or something?
- Jack ↓3: Thank God Jack's latent dysfunction and alcoholism sabotaged that relationship in one episode.
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- Sun: For once, I would like to see a flashback where the character just, you know, gets along with their parents pretty well. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? (318)
- Miles ↑1: Does the vacuum cleaner annoy the spirits, or just the viewers? (403)
- Charlotte ↓1: Meh. (403)
- Juliet ↑1: Damnit, please de-arch your eyebrows!
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- Locke ↓1: This week on "John Locke's Had a Shit Life": the first known instance of DTMWICD.
- Michael: You've got a lot of "Waaaaaaaaalt!" to work off, buddy.
- Claire: A trusted source says that you are probably dead and will never be heard from again. No offense, but I hope this is true.
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