- Desmond ↑2: Thank you for being the only couple on the show that doesn't make me retch.
- Sayid ↓1: My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a killer for hire. (403)
- Hurley ↑1: It's pretty cool that you came to see Sun's baby, dude.
- Jin ↓2: I don't believe it. Jin is way to awesome to die!
Achievements unlocked:
- Kate: From "Kate's Book of Dating Advice": If the guy you like starts talking to another woman, you should act extremely jealous. Boning his alpha male rival is a good way to get him back. (318)
- Jack: Seeing as Locke is even more unstable and inscrutable than ever, you're looking calm and levelheaded by comparison. (403)
- Faraday: There aren't enough nervous science geeks on TV. (403)
Achievements unlocked:
- Sawyer: Aww, Sawyer's trying to friendly and nurturing. That's cute. (403)
- Ben: I wonder how much effort a PA put into Ben's bruise continuity?
- Sun: For once, I would like to see a flashback where the character just, you know, gets along with their parents pretty well. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? (318)
- Charlotte: Meh. (403)
Achievements unlocked:
- Miles: Does the vacuum cleaner annoy the spirits, or just the viewers? (403)
- Locke: Wow Locke, you are becoming more psychotically obsessed and unlikeable by the minute. (403)
- Juliet: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks. (309)
Achievements unlocked:
- Michael: God. DAMMIT.
Achievements unlocked:
- Claire: Oh, boo hoo, fuck you. (403)