- Jack: "Yeah, so I meant to sever that first artery, but the second one was totally an accident, swear to God."
- Hurley ↑2: Dammit, there better be a Hurley episode coming up soon.
Achievements unlocked:
- Ben ↑2: Aha, now, as they say, the foot is on the other shoe! (306)
- Kate ↓2: If I were in Kate's position, I would definitely threaten to shoot Mac from "Always Sunny" in the kneecap. Actually, I'd get the information from him first, then shoot him in the kneecap anyway. Just on general principle.
Achievements unlocked:
- Sayid ↑1: Allah be praised, Sayid has stopped moping and gone back to being a badass. (303)
- Desmond ↑3: Wow, it's like you Quantum Leapt yourself.
Achievements unlocked:
- Sun: Hey, she said she'd shoot if you moved. The lady doesn't mess around. (303)
- Jin: Actually, Sayid, Jin does know how to use a 9mm. He's also in the Badass Club; would you like to see his membership card? (303)
- Charlie ↑2: "This is a new song. It's about a drunken half-crazed Scot who says the universe wants to kill me."
Achievements unlocked:
- Sawyer: Well, this is one awkward morning after, isn't it?
Achievements unlocked:
- Locke ↑1: I'm sure Eko's glad that he could add to your "Significant Death" corpse pile. (306)
- Juliet ↑1: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks.
Achievements unlocked:
- NikkiAndPaulo ↑1: Who the hell are you two, and why the hell should I care? (303)
- Michael ↑1: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)
- Claire ↑1: Stupid Claire. Stupid turnip-headed child. Stupid subplots. I liked you better barefoot and pregnant. (303)