- Jack ↑11: Since you like fixing things, I was going to suggest fixing the fact that YOU SUCK. But then you stared down Ben and took him hostage on the operating table. That, uh, fixes it.
Achievements unlocked:
- Kate ↑8: Yes, you did bone Sawyer in a filthy bear cage, but any woman who marries Captain Mal is OK in my book.
Achievements unlocked:
- Eko ↑4: RIP, Mister Eko. If the priests at my childhood church had been half as badass as you, I might still be a Catholic.
Achievements unlocked:
- Hurley ↓3: Over two seasons in, and Hurley has engendered no negative feelings at all. You win by default, dude. (303)
- Ben ↓3: Aha, now, as they say, the foot is on the other shoe!
Achievements unlocked:
- Sayid: Allah be praised, Sayid has stopped moping and gone back to being a badass. (303)
- Sun ↓2: Hey, she said she'd shoot if you moved. The lady doesn't mess around. (303)
- Jin ↓5: Actually, Sayid, Jin does know how to use a 9mm. He's also in the Badass Club; would you like to see his membership card? (303)
- Desmond ↓1: Ay brother, ye have a Scottish accent, ye're a wee bit mad, and ye ken see the future!
Achievements unlocked:
- Sawyer ↓1: Sawyer, you're a lovable jerk now, but for a long time you were just an unlovable jerk. That's why seeing you locked in a bear cage is so deeply satisfying. (303)
Achievements unlocked:
- Charlie: You kicked the smack, and people mostly don't hate you anymore, but your songs still suck. (303)
- Locke ↓8: I'm sure Eko's glad that he could add to your "Significant Death" corpse pile.
Achievements unlocked:
- Juliet: What would you say ya do here?
Achievements unlocked:
- NikkiAndPaulo: Who the hell are you two, and why the hell should I care? (303)
Achievements unlocked:
- Michael: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)
- Claire: Stupid Claire. Stupid turnip-headed child. Stupid subplots. I liked you better barefoot and pregnant. (303)