LOST Character Card: Locke

Episode 105: Hey, Howard Hughes, why don't you build a rocket pack and fly off the island?
Episode 110: Thank you, Locke. I don't think I would have been able to understand what the moth meant if you had not explained it in excruciating detail.
Episode 120: This week on "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": Father Figure Epic Fail.
Episode 125: Excellent. Colonel Kurtz meets John the Baptist.
Episode 218: Today on "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": he loses Leela.
Episode 221: I'm just waiting until Locke loses faith in faith itself. Then he can regain his faith in having faith in faith. The island demanded it.
Episode 303: Wow, another Father Figure Epic Fail from John Locke. Who would have guessed?
Episode 306: I'm sure Eko's glad that he could add to your "Significant Death" corpse pile.
Episode 312: You should keep Locke away from all buttons and computer. Every time he touches one, something gets blown up.
Episode 315: On this week's episode of "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": considering that the last two times you ran into your father, he completely fucked you over, simply avoiding him would have been a better life strategy.
Episode 403: Wow Locke, you are becoming more psychotically obsessed and unlikeable by the minute.
Episode 411: This week on "John Locke's Had a Shit Life": the first known instance of DTMWICD.