- Hurley: Dude, you're like, the Machiavelli of the South Pacific, only, like, nice.
Achievements unlocked:
- Ben ↑2: "No John, we don't have a code for 'There's a man in the closet with a gun to my daughter's head'. Although, obviously we should." So awesome.
- Sayid: Allah be praised, Sayid has stopped moping and gone back to being a badass. (303)
- Desmond ↑2: Wow, it's like you Quantum Leapt yourself. (309)
Achievements unlocked:
- Sun ↑3: Hey, she said she'd shoot if you moved. The lady doesn't mess around. (303)
- Charlie ↑1: "This is a new song. It's about a drunken half-crazed Scot who says the universe wants to kill me." (309)
- Sawyer ↑3: Well, this is one awkward morning after, isn't it? (309)
Achievements unlocked:
- Jin ↑1: Actually, Sayid, Jin does know how to use a 9mm. He's also in the Badass Club; would you like to see his membership card? (303)
- Jack ↓7: "Yeah, so I meant to sever that first artery, but the second one was totally an accident, swear to God." (309)
- Kate ↓5: If I were in Kate's position, I would definitely threaten to shoot Mac from "Always Sunny" in the kneecap. Actually, I'd get the information from him first, then shoot him in the kneecap anyway. Just on general principle. (309)
- Locke: On this week's episode of "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": considering that the last two times you ran into your father, he completely fucked you over, simply avoiding him would have been a better life strategy.
Achievements unlocked:
- Juliet: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks. (309)
- NikkiAndPaulo: Oh, that's why you were on the show: to give us Ethan and Arzt flashbacks! ARZT!
Achievements unlocked:
- Michael ↑1: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)
- Claire ↓1: Well, now we know that Jack must have inherited all his awesomeness genes from his mother, because Lord knows there's nothing on his father's side. Stupid Claire. Stupid birds. (312)