- Hurley ↑1: "And we'll say to the universe, you know, whatever." I ♥ Hurley.
- Jack ↓1: "Yeah, so I meant to sever that first artery, but the second one was totally an accident, swear to God." (309)
- Sayid ↑2: Allah be praised, Sayid has stopped moping and gone back to being a badass. (303)
- Ben ↓1: Aha, now, as they say, the foot is on the other shoe! (306)
- Kate ↓1: If I were in Kate's position, I would definitely threaten to shoot Mac from "Always Sunny" in the kneecap. Actually, I'd get the information from him first, then shoot him in the kneecap anyway. Just on general principle. (309)
- Desmond: Wow, it's like you Quantum Leapt yourself. (309)
- Charlie ↑2: "This is a new song. It's about a drunken half-crazed Scot who says the universe wants to kill me." (309)
- Sun ↓1: Hey, she said she'd shoot if you moved. The lady doesn't mess around. (303)
- Jin ↓1: Actually, Sayid, Jin does know how to use a 9mm. He's also in the Badass Club; would you like to see his membership card? (303)
- Sawyer: Well, this is one awkward morning after, isn't it? (309)
- Locke: You should keep Locke away from all buttons and computer. Every time he touches one, something gets blown up.
- Juliet: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks. (309)
- NikkiAndPaulo: Who the hell are you two, and why the hell should I care? (303)
- Claire ↑1: Well, now we know that Jack must have inherited all his awesomeness genes from his mother, because Lord knows there's nothing on his father's side. Stupid Claire. Stupid birds.
Achievements unlocked:
- Michael ↓1: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)