Status Updates
- Episode 120: Because marrying your patient is totally a great thing for a doctor to do. Don't worry, Jack, if the marriage falls apart you can just fix it!
- Episode 303: Since you like fixing things, I was suggest fixing the fact that YOU SUCK.
- Episode 306: Since you like fixing things, I was going to suggest fixing the fact that YOU SUCK. But then you stared down Ben and took him hostage on the operating table. That, uh, fixes it.
- Episode 309: "Yeah, so I meant to sever that first artery, but the second one was totally an accident, swear to God."
- Episode 321: Eh, it's no "Live Together, Die Alone" speech, but the Season 3 St. Crispin Day Moment is serviceable.
- Episode 323: I wonder if Matthew Fox is a method actor; did he get drunk and stay up for twenty hours to film that flash-forward?
- Episode 403: Seeing as Locke is even more unstable and inscrutable than ever, you're looking calm and levelheaded by comparison.
- Episode 411: Thank God Jack's latent dysfunction and alcoholism sabotaged that relationship in one episode.
Ratings
Achievements
- ...Because You're Gonna Need It: Episode 215
- Alas, Poor Yorick: Episode 224
- Are You Seeing This Too?: Episode 105
- Badass Club Membership Card: Episode 306
- Boozehound: Episode 120
- Chessmaster: Episode 306
- Chief? McCloud?: Episode 115
- Dammit Kid, Don't You Die on Me!: Episode 115
- Demolition Man: Episode 321
- Don't Blink: Episode 306
- Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do: Episode 115
- Et tu, Brutus?: Episode 115
- Explorer: Episode 203
- Fan Service: Episode 414
- Fix It With Your Mouth: Episode 215
- Follow the Leader: Episode 110
- Fore!: Episode 110
- Hi, I'm Troy McClure!: Episode 203
- I Can Quit Anytime I Want: Episode 323
- I Hope You Signed a Prenup...: Episode 120
- I've Made a Huge Mistake: Episode 411
- It's a Small World After All: Episode 203
- Jungle Lovin': Episode 414
- Let's Settle This Like Civilized People: Episode 215
- Lifeguard: Episode 110
- Love Dodecahedron Vertex: Episode 110
- Make My Day: Episode 115
- Message For Your Sir: Episode 224
- My Therapy Bills Will Be Huge: Episode 115
- Never Go in Against a Sicilian: Episode 306
- Of Course You Can Trust Me: Episode 306
- Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Episode 306
- RUN!: Episode 306
- Sayonara, Suckers: Episode 414
- Should I Stay Or Should I Go: Episode 321
- South Pacific Deliverance: Episode 224
- Tearjerker: Episode 105
- This Must Be The Smoking Section: Episode 125
- What Do You Mean It's Not Symbolic: Episode 105
- What We've Got Here Is a Failure To Communicate: Episode 105
- You Haven't Got What It Takes: Episode 110